Phase 1: T minus 2 Days...

[MODMAN]

All forces: Report to your stations. An update will be posted in one hour with further instructions...

 

[Mirah]

This sounds exciting!

 

[MODMAN]

 

[Mirah]

That is a fuzzy picture from one of my favorite movies. Post something better.

 

[MODMAN]

That is a fuzzy picture from one of my favorite movies. Post something better.

Piece together the the clues, and the keys are yours:

 

[Brickvader]

Rose West or Ray_Pissed?

 

[MODMAN]

What has happened? This was ... now! Now it is ... the future. 6 months in moment.

WHAT IS HAPPENING???

 

[Starship Coyote]

Fart.

 

[MODMAN]

I have concluded I am in a time dilation field! For every day that passes for me one year passes for you!

All hope is lost. They have won.

 

[The Question]

You call it a time dilation field, we call it model glue.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Did anything important happen?

 

[Volpone]

Have you tried reversing the polarity?

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Warp Particles.

 

[MODMAN]

It is over. My loyal subjects have managed to release me from my captivity.

It has only been two days for me. But, two long years have passed in the normal passage of time. There is much to catch up on, and much work to be done.

Did anything important happen?

No. But since my release, I have learned of Baby Yoda. I am intrigued.

 

[The Question]

Did you remember to flush the toilet this time?

 

[Mirah]

Looks like I lost interest.

 

[The Question]

Looks like I lost interest.

You wouldn’t be a very good bank account, tsk tsk.

 

[MODMAN]

I must admit I admire how long you lot have been slumming it out here.

 

[jack]

ftr "baby yoda" is 55 years old

 

[CaptainWacky]

I must admit I admire how long you lot have been slumming it out here.