Picture of the perfect woman

[Panda]

 

[Grandtheftcow]

If you just want a baby factory marry Catholic.

 

[The Dork Lord]

That looks more like something out of a Clive Barker movie...

Also, there's no breasts.

 

[Love Child]

Gross!

 

[Grandtheftcow]

Well I might as well make this thread worth opening.

 

[Dark Jedi]

As an ass man, I like the idea of having a spare ass hole, in case the primary one gets worn out from overuse. But with two pairs of feet instead of hands, how the fuck is she gonna do the household chores?

 

[C-40]

^*URP**

Fucking pervert.

 

[jack]

You know what's REALLY perverse?

Drinking an icehouse 40 in your Hummer, having someone take a picture of you doing it, and then posting it on your blog.

 

[jack]

You're just trash.

 

[starguard]

What?... No Big Boobs? What good is she then :huh:


just kidding

 

[C-40]

You're just trash.

Now you sound jealous.

 

[jack]

I do? Yeah, I want a car that owns me.

Jesus, get real d00der. I have a nice 06 maxima. Completely loaded, that nice vetted 8. It's fast and pretty.

I don't fuckin' drink and drive EVER either, fuckface.

 

[jack]

What, no snappy comebacks or proclamations?

 

[jack]

How about a misspelled word or some truncated grammar?

 

[C-40]

What, no snappy comebacks or proclamations?

How about a misspelled word or some truncated grammar?

^That was funny^

 

[Lilac]

No breasts, no good.
Also, no face, no good. No one to have conversations with, to be friends with. But who am I kidding! All you guys want is an outlet for your spitting trouser snakes!
(Add breasts and this might make a great blowup doll)

 

[SaintLucifer]

That looks more like something out of a Clive Barker movie...

Also, there's no breasts.

That would be 'there're' my dear little faggot. Grab yourself a fucking education.

 

[MorningPrince]

No breasts, no good.
Also, no face, no good. No one to have conversations with, to be friends with. But who am I kidding! All you guys want is an outlet for your spitting trouser snakes!
(Add breasts and this might make a great blowup doll)

What would you know about this, BLOODLESS? Now be quiet and get back in the kitchen where you belong!

 

[The Dork Lord]

What would you know about this, BLOODLESS? Now be quiet and get back in the kitchen where you belong!

You belong in a swamp shack with no running water or electricity.

Also, something tells me you're married to your sister...

 

[Mentalist]

Something that shits in two different directions and can't wipe its own ass/es is NOT perfect.