Pictures of My Cat

[Gonad]

I love her too much not to share! When she dies, I haven't decided if I should get her stuffed or use her to line the hood/collar of a nice coat.

 

[Duncelor]

Ugh god, kill that grotesque, useless wad of fur as quickly and as painfully as possible.

Every time you kill a kitty, God masturbates.

 

[Gonad]

My boyfriend's friend moved into an apartment complex where she was the resident "abandoned cat living under an abandoned car." She brought her in, but couldn't keep her (kept trying to attack the two pit bulls) so thought I'd want her. I am NOT a pet person, but she had a lot of personality and now she is my littlewubby-luvvy.

 

[Gonad]

Ugh god, kill that grotesque, useless wad of fur as quickly and as painfully as possible.

But what do you think, stuffed on my mantle or lining my mantle (ha! I love puns)?

 

[starguard]

 

[Dark_Temptation]

Hello Kitty B)

 

[Duncelor]

But what do you think, stuffed on my mantle or lining my mantle (ha! I love puns)?

Uh, personally, I'd dig a hole and throw it in...but I'm a heartless, soulless bastard.

 

[Tyrant]

Uh, personally, I'd dig a hole and throw it in...but I'm a heartless, soulless bastard.

Not to mention totally devoid of wit.

 

[Duncelor]

Oh! Oh! Thems a-fightin' words!

 

[Tyrant]

Really?

 

[Dark_Temptation]

Yeah B)

 

[Duncelor]

Not really.

But what makes you suspect I am completely devoid of wit?

 

[starguard]

 

[Dark_Temptation]

It's this related to the "101 ways to kill your pussy" thread? B)

 

[Duncelor]

Everything's related, when you think about it.

No, really: on some level, I'm a relative of yours and Michael Jackson's...

 

[Dark_Temptation]

Michael Jackson is my dog's adopted Bithc B)

 

[Gonad]

What's a Bithic B?

 

[Dark_Temptation]

MJ's mother B)

 

[Gonad]

Oh, I get it. "Bitch" but a typo. Okay.

 

[rebelleader123]

who gives a fuck about your cat. you should be spamming forums.