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Pig Princess and the Pea
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jack
The Legendary Troll King
"Princess Pigtoria's palace was a pigsty and she was penniless. Perhaps, if the prince proposed, she could make her palace picturesque again. If only Prince Proudfoot wasn't such a pompous porker. A pretty new princess-and-the-pea picture book for little people who love preposterous play with the letter P!"
The Question
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What about the parents who don't have children?
The Question
Eternal
Perhaps picturebooks pertaining to pigs, princesses and peas are pertinent to porkers; perhaps, plausibly, to puerile poindexters past pubescence and pondering the probabilities of perfidy.
jack
The Legendary Troll King
If you read it, it will make you fuck like minx immediately afterward.