Pig Princess is so fat

[jack]

she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

 

[jack]

she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad.

 

[jack]

that she dont need the internet she's already world wide.

 

[jack]

she gave dracula diabetes.

 

[jack]

I bumped into her and said "Sorry, my mistake." And she said "Did you just say steak?!"

 

[jack]

she has mass whether the Higgs Boson exists or not.

 

[jack]

Joran van der Sloot couldn't make her body disappear.

 

[jack]

her blood type is Nutella.

 

[jack]

her idea of dieting is deleting the cookies from her internet cache.

 

[Charlemagne]

*grabs popcorn*

*waits for ensuing drama*

 

[Aquehonga]

"WHO in the Wide Wide World of Sports is

hpquestion:

hpquestion:"

 

[OnyxOverdrive]

her gravitational field is so large the entire universe is being pulled toward her resulting in the Big Crunch

 

[Aquehonga]

"Why are you guys piling on Pig Princess forhpquestion:"

 

[jack]

who the fuck is that guy and why do you have so many pictures of him?

 

[Charlemagne]

It's the guy who did the documentary about McDonald's called "Supersize Me". As for why Aque has so many pics of him, we can only speculate. And indeed, I'm afraid the answers will either be too horrible to contemplate, or would just raise even further questions.

 

[jack]

oh I remember that film. that shit freaked me the fuck out. He got really sick

 

[jack]

she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

Flats more likely.