Pigeon King

[Dual]

 

[Dirk Funk]

Now where's the picture where they cover you in pigeon shit?

 

[Dual]

My loyal subjects would never relieve themselves upon me!

 

[Conchaga]

 

[Conchaga]

 

[Gonad]

When did you cut your hair? You look great with short hair.

 

[Dual]

When did you cut your hair? You look great with short hair.

My friend, Spiro Agnew's psychotic grandson (srsly) butchered it while I was paralyzingly drunk and everybody else was out shopping. I went to Supercuts as soon as he left for damage control.

 

[Loktar]

When did you cut your hair? You look great with short hair.

Seconded!

 

[Love Child]

I like both the short and the long, now I wish I had a picture of that night. Awesome pics Dual!

 

[Loktar]

I like both the short and the long, now I wish I had a picture of that night. Awesome pics Dual!

Really? I've tried growing my hair long. Gets all itchy and too troublesome to wash.

 

[Conchaga]

My hair is around the middle of my back now. Haven't cut it in nearly three years.

I look terrible with short hair. I have too much of a mop-top.

But, dual looks pretty good with short hair vs his long hair.

 

[Dirk Funk]

You look way better with short hair, Dual.

 

[Mirah]

I just took a second look. I was watching your videos, I don't think its the long hair that makes a difference, its the moustache.

 

[Loktar]

I just took a second look. I was watching your videos, I don't think its the long hair that makes a difference, its the moustache.

Looks better without it. More normal and attractive.

 

[Dual]

Ok lol, I'll shave more often.

 

[classichummus]

My friend, Spiro Agnew's psychotic grandson (srsly) butchered it while I was paralyzingly drunk and everybody else was out shopping. I went to Supercuts as soon as he left for damage control.

Spiro Agnew's (very stoned) psychotic grandson

I was unfortunately apart of the "everybody else" who went shopping. When we got back, half Karl's hair was on the floor, it was being cut with (very dirty) regular orange handled scissors, and it was a straight up hack job.
I felt really bad for taking so long at the store. The haircut has turned out well though. Before he had a girls haircut. It does look much better now. Thankfully Karl didn't listen to the Supercuts ladies and dye his hair bright orange...

 

[I Love Cunt]

Bright Orange?! What the fuck do you know?! Karl would look good no matter what he did to his hair, so you mother fucking cunts can just shut the fuck up.

 

[Conchaga]

I forgot about the stache. Yeah, it was dirty alright.