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Gagh

Gagh

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One of the lovely things about passing 40 - waking in the night for a piss. Time for a catheter.
 
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Gagh said:
One of the lovely things about passing 40 - waking in the night for a piss. Time for a catheter.
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I feel your pain(Pee several times a night, the Flomax barely helps) . I just turned 49 recently and it looks like I'm going to start off the new year with a colonoscopy.
 
Sleep with your legs up!
 
I can make it through the night mostly but if I want to lie-in I have to get up for a quick liquid deposit at the piss bank (or something I can't form words anymore, that's the real aging tragedy.)
 
Now you know why Eleanor Rigby slept with a jar by the door.
 
Wasn't it for tips?
 
You guys, they make a thing called a condom catheter. You don't have to stick a weird tube thingy into your peen!

(I will let you google that yourself)
 
Gross. Who cleans that out after? I just wake it and shake it, then go back to sleep. If I'm lucky I can pick the dream up right where I left off.
 
Cassie said:
You guys, they make a thing called a condom catheter. You don't have to stick a weird tube thingy into your peen!

(I will let you google that yourself)
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No thanks.
 
47. Yep. 5-6 hours of sleep, get up, go drain the dragon, then back to bed for the last 2-3 hours of sleep.
 
Cassie said:
I'm just saying, you guys don't have to get out of bed. lol
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I'd rather find a way to convert my toilet into a bed than use a condom catheter.
 
You could cut a pee hole in it, and put a bucket under.
 
If you drink spirits instead of beer there will be less in your bladder.
 
I'm thinking this:

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  • Wheelchair Function: Enjoy free life. Easily do indoor activities and outdoor activities. Such as meeting friends, having dinner with family, relieve oneself and enjoy the nature.
  • Backrest Lifting: Patients can sit up and do some daily life activities easily, lessening nursing burden for both patients and nurses.
  • Leg up & Leg Down: Relax patients legs, promote legs blood circulation, preventing varicose veins and easily for legs' daily care.
  • Backrest and Leg Lifting: Adjust bed to a comfortable position to meet amusement, dining, reading and cleaning.
  • Left-turn&right turning : 0-45⁰ (+5⁰),Comfortable sideways, easy to turn over and scrub.
 
SHIT IN A BUCKET LIKE OOR WULLIE.

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