Playboy ranked every Star Trek episode ever...

[CaptainWacky]

For some reason!

Every Episode of Every 'Star Trek' Series Ever, Ranked | Playboy

Okay I'm NOT reading all this tonight or possibly ever, but first thing to mention is that they left off The Cage just to annoy Tomtrek. Not sure why it shouldn't "count" really. And I'm not sure about counting two-parters as one episode either. But I skipped to the end and yeah it's an acceptable number one.

Threshold probably shouldn't be so low. The part where Tom spit his tongue out was funny.

Actually, this is getting worse the more I read it...

685) “Elementary, Dear Data,” The Next Generation, Season 2
Data as Sherlock Holmes. Everyone who called you a wiener for liking Trek had this episode in mind.

It was a perfectly fine episode!

I totally forgot there was an episode named 'Ferengi Love Songs'.

I'VE READ ENOUGH FOR NOW.

 

[The Tomtrek]

THE CAGE IS GREAT FUCK THIS LIST.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

They used to show pictures of women's hoo-hahs. They do this now instead?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

At least it mixes up the usual suspects in an interesting order to make us nerds think a little.

By Inferno's Light, best DS9 episode of all? Interesting...

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

That was mostly pretty amusing.

 

[Cassie]

I love The Cage also TOMTREK.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

BUT WHERE WERE THE BOOBIES?

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

Good clipping job.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

Move Along Home isn't thatMentalist is a god!bad.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't think they "get" DS9. I mean 'By Inferno's Light' is good but surely not the best?

'Arena' isn't the third best original series episode either.

And no 'Scorpion' isn't better than Living Witness!

I did like that the top ranked Enterprise was down at 36.

MAYBE I'LL FINALLY WRITE MY OWN EVERY TREK EPISODE RANKED LIST.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

Where did Cogenitor rank

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

249? fuck that

 

[Love Child]

Wow, the Playboy website has gift ideas and everything!

 

[whisky]

Only ever bought one real playboy, back when our porn came from magazines and 4th generation copied VHS.

Too many articles and not enough nudes, and what nudes they had were airbrushed to the point of hardly being images of real people.

 

[Love Child]

Well who wants to look at real people?!

Just kidding

Apparently some people do, because they have seen me naked and haven't run the other way. And by naked, I mean no feathers!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I was imagining feathers.

 

[Love Child]

Feathers are pretty nice!

 

[Mentalist]

Interesting find. I have major issues with a lot of it though. Like, too much for me to be bothered to outline.

Fair Haven is the worst episode of Star Trek ever made if anybody was wondering. I don't mind it being listed at 666 here though.

 

[Mentalist]

Also, The Thaw is a masterpiece.

I have spoken. Do not question me.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Good Michael McKean performance as the clown.