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Please discuss when u 1st came to the horrid realization that u were different.......

Well, I was sipping tea with Johnny and Becky at our house on Lake Tahoe, when a storm began to darken the horizon. I think we were 8 or 9 years of age.

I quickly grabbed my Junior Helper's Shovel and ran for the basement to gather some shotgun shells and toast, but Becky and Johnny simply walked calmly down towards the water...

Holding hands, laughing, they kept walking, right into the water...until they vanished and all that remained was only a few small bubbles rising to the surface of the deep.

Abruptly the storm had turned (straight upwards) and left forever, never to return.

At that moment, I realized I'd never be anything but fucking retarded...
 
Duncelor said:
Well, I was sipping tea with Johnny and Becky at our house on Lake Tahoe, when a storm began to darken the horizon. I think we were 8 or 9 years of age.

I quickly grabbed my Junior Helper's Shovel and ran for the basement to gather some shotgun shells and toast, but Becky and Johnny simply walked calmly down towards the water...

Holding hands, laughing, they kept walking, right into the water...until they vanished and all that remained was only a few small bubbles rising to the surface of the deep.

Abruptly the storm had turned (straight upwards) and left forever, never to return.

At that moment, I realized I'd never be anything but fucking retarded...
OMG yer so brilliant i forgot to read yer lengthy as fuck post! G'bye now! :roll:

PS: Please forget to write.
 
But I'm not different. I am dysfunctional.

When the Armageddon comes, normal people are going to freak out, and lose their minds.

When Armageddon comes, I'm gonna be goin 'Hey.......there's nobody watching the Lexus dealership. We're going to hell with leather and a CD player!!'
 
RommieSG said:
But I'm not different. I am dysfunctional.

When the Armageddon comes, normal people are going to freak out, and lose their minds.

When Armageddon comes, I'm gonna be goin 'Hey.......there's nobody watching the Lexus dealership. We're going to hell with leather and a CD player!!'

My cd player is imPOtent to me as well...i cannot move onto armageddon without the soothing tunes of...CHER!;)
 
Henoch said:
........from the other boys & girls who didn't have mental & physical disabilities.


I used to believe this too, that is until little voices started to tell me that I was fine, and that everyone else is crazy (including my psychatrist)

I.. am the only sane person on this planet. The little green men that visit me have officially confirmed this
 
Henoch said:
OMG yer so brilliant i forgot to read yer lengthy as fuck post! G'bye now! :roll:

Hey, you asked, nigger. Next time specify exactly who you'd like to answer your dimwitted questions....and I'll post anyway!

PS: Please forget to write.

I'm so hard for you right now.
 
Duncelor said:
Well, I was sipping tea with Johnny and Becky at our house on Lake Tahoe, when a storm began to darken the horizon. I think we were 8 or 9 years of age.

I quickly grabbed my Junior Helper's Shovel and ran for the basement to gather some shotgun shells and toast, but Becky and Johnny simply walked calmly down towards the water...

Holding hands, laughing, they kept walking, right into the water...until they vanished and all that remained was only a few small bubbles rising to the surface of the deep.

Abruptly the storm had turned (straight upwards) and left forever, never to return.

Aw, bullshit.

Duncelor said:
At that moment, I realized I'd never be anything but fucking retarded...

Ok, you've convinced me.
 
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