Polarizing Acerbic Topics: The Only Rational choice

['Gear]

If you want to see a thread die in record time, make sure it doesn't flick one of the silly switches.

That being said I'd now like to call you a Faggot, Nazi, Conservative, Atheist, Racist, Man, Nigger, Spic, Kike, Christian, Gook, Liberal, Wog, Woman, Cocksucker, Swinger, Vegetarian, Masturbater.

Have sex with kids.

Bestiallity.

Rape.

Smoke cigarettes.

 

[Ilyanna]

You forgot the most successful one:

HAN SOLO IS A BITCH!!

 

['Gear]

Almost forgot -

Do drugs like heroin, cocaine, meth and LSD.

Weed is for pussy's.

Its OK to commit arson.

Anal.

Fuck MADD. Drink and drive.

Who gives a shit about Breast Cancer?

I'm OK with Illegal Immigration.

 

[Consumer]

How about a real subject:

Freedom Vs. safety?

You can pull in the Bible, the US Constitution, the Patriot act, the Westboro Baptist Church, Heinlein, Gun Control, legalizing pot, Libertarianism, Anarchy, Totalitarianism (Nazis, Stalinists, etc), whatever...

Now THAT might actually get some debate. Pretty much flicks all of those buttons in one neat package and isn't as obvious as a troll.

"And I do NOT have to love my neighbor, you just leave the sonofabitch alone!"
-Ben Rumson

 

['Gear]

How about a real subject:

Freedom Vs. safety?

You can pull in the Bible, the US Constitution, the Patriot act, the Westboro Baptist Church, Heinlein, Gun Control, legalizing pot, Libertarianism, Anarchy, Totalitarianism (Nazis, Stalinists, etc), whatever...

Now THAT might actually get some debate. Pretty much flicks all of those buttons in one neat package and isn't as obvious as a troll.

"And I do NOT have to love my neighbor, you just leave the sonofabitch alone!"
-Ben Rumson

9/11 was an inside job.

You should have sex with girls as soon as they start to menstruate.

 

[Consumer]

You should have sex with girls as soon as they start to menstruate.

If that isn't "freedom vs. safety" then I don't know what is!

(and if it were my daughter, you can get "body disposal" in there too)

 

['Gear]

If that isn't "freedom vs. safety" then I don't know what is!

(and if it were my daughter, you can get "body disposal" in there too)

Bukkake.

Autistic is really just another word for retarded.

 

[Squirtle The Turtle]

Almost forgot -

Do drugs like heroin, cocaine, meth and LSD.

Weed is for pussy's.

Its OK to commit arson.

Anal.

Fuck MADD. Drink and drive.

Who gives a shit about Breast Cancer?

I'm OK with Illegal Immigration.

Okay..

It's ok to smash gays in the head with a baseball bat

transvestvites should wear pink triangles and be thrown in reeducation camps

Jesse Jackson should be forced to perform in a Minstrel show

Al Sharpton is the homo buddy of Jesse jackson

Obama is a crack smoking baboon

 

[The Question]

My gigantic penis should be bid on for military contracts.

 

['Gear]

Okay..

It's ok to smash gays in the head with a baseball bat

transvestvites should wear pink triangles and be thrown in reeducation camps

Jesse Jackson should be forced to perform in a Minstrel show

Al Sharpton is the homo buddy of Jesse jackson

Obama is a crack smoking baboon

I'm guessing you didn't miss the larger point. But I'd like to thank you for being so kind as to present yourself as an example.

Thank you.

Euthanasia.

Please remember to kick a ginger today.

 

[Consumer]

We bite.

 

[Dirk Funk]

You forgot "gook" in your list, Gear.

 

[The Question]

True that. Must'n't forget the gooks.

 

[Homo Erectus]

If you want to see a thread die in record time, make sure it doesn't flick one of the silly switches.

That being said I'd now like to call you a Faggot, Nazi, Conservative, Atheist, Racist, Man, Nigger, Spic, Kike, Christian, Gook, Liberal, Wog, Woman, Cocksucker, Swinger, Vegetarian, Masturbater.

Have sex with kids.

Bestiallity.

Rape.

Smoke cigarettes.

He didn't forget gook.

 

[Dirk Funk]

I stand corrected.

 

[The Question]

Also, don't forget a reference to blue waffles.