Post your TK Upgrade conspiracy theories here

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

...the one judged the best will win a prize!*



















(* Not really, but this is as good a time-killer as any while we're all waiting to die YAY!)

 

[Cassie]

MentalTITS is replacing the staff with sexbots.

 

[Loktar]

Sardy deleted his posts and account and is coming back to finish the job and delete TK under the guise of an "upgrade".

 

[jack]

I have always been MissManners.

 

[jack]

and Gagh, three years before I even knew him.

 

[I Love Cunt]

The real TK and the real LONAF are hanging out together, and what we see here is just the sad remnant of that. That is why we always see threads saying how this place sucks. THIS ISN'T THE REAL TK.

 

[Kitty]

Not as much conspiracy as it is an obvious fact but...

QotW is fixed. Only incrowders and the favored few ever get a silly little one-liner posted across the top of the board.

 

[Conchaga]

Not as much conspiracy as it is an obvious fact but...

QotW is fixed. Only incrowders and the favored few ever get a silly little one-liner posted across the top of the board.

WHAT NOW BITCH!?

 

[Conchaga]

There is a suggestions thread stickied at the top of this forum, y'know.

NOBODY MAKES SUGGESTIONS!

 

[Bickendan]

WHAT NOW BITCH!?

I could have said the same thing and it would have been passed over

 

[Yub]

Menty is installing software to hack OUR VERY SOULS.

 

[jack]

T'Bonz is pregnant with Menty's child.

 

[Kitty]

There is a suggestions thread stickied at the top of this forum, y'know.

NOBODY MAKES SUGGESTIONS!

The only suggestions that hold weight belong to the admins and MFers. Why would admins discuss QotW with the useless user base? MFers rarely post outside of the Minefield.

And now you know.... ::rainbows::

Since the admins and mods can't get around to reading all of the funny things you people post, we'd appreciate your suggestions for QOTW.

We will take serious suggestions seriously, everything else will be moved to DC.

Don't be upset if your suggestion doesn't make it.

This thread will be stripped and cleaned on a regular basis.

Why's that thread always empty again?

 

[Cassie]

Should have left "QotW is fixed." at the beginning of the QotW.

 

[Gagh]

Messenger was found hiding Wikileaks coding in the TK server, and Menty was hiding Julian Assange in an over-sized & comedic looking amphora.

 

[curiousa2z]

^I thought we were supposed to MAKE UP stuff?

 

[Donovan]

Steve Jobs bought TK and the upgrade will consist of making the board exclusive to the IPAD.

DAMN YOU STEVE JOBS!!!! DAMN YOU TO HECK!!!!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I SAID POST CONSPIRACY THEORIES, NOT WHINE AND WET YOUR PANTS LIKE LITTLE BITCHES ABOUT ADMIN UNFAIRNESS WAHHHHH WAHHHHH

 

[Donovan]

Conspiracy theory: the entire "upgrade" is going to be a minor color change from gray to lighter gray in the backgrounds, and all the hoopla and fanfare is a sneaky admin ploy to up the post counts from whiny bitches yelling "WAHHHHH!"

 

[Internet Troll]

the admins are part of the goverment new world order