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Praise for Dr Dave's stories!

Dr Dave

Dr Dave

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[16:57] <!CaptainWacky> I like Dr_Dave's stories
[16:58] <!CaptainWacky> it is a metaphor for life
[16:59] <Dr_Dave> Confusing and thrown together like meat on a wall (that one tosses meat at)?
[17:01] <!CaptainWacky> yes
[17:02] <!CaptainWacky> that's life!
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If I ever compiled my stories into a book, this could be on the book jacket.
 
This story was riveting. So I came back when it was done and found a homebuilt aircraft in my living room. I am quite upset.
 
Naturally. Because when I sat on it, it pinched my butt with its beak. The meta-ness of getting goosed by a goose drove me into a fury of cursing and beating of said goose with a flip-flop.
 
"This book has many words in it. The key is the order into which Dr Dave has arranged those words!" - Professor Stephen Hawking

"Climate Change is real...just like my love for these stories!" - The Pope

"I can't believe how many pages this book has. I thought books only went up to eighty pages!" - Michelle Forbes (Ensign Ro Laren)

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!" - A woman on the street after I hurled a copy of Dr Dave's book at her
 
Dammit I fucked up! That wasn't a praise! I will never make it into one of Dr Dave's stories Mirah lamented as she flung herself into the sea near a school of sharks.
 
Fuck I messed up again! There are no "school of sharks" And Dr Dave saved the day by suggesting and audio version of his book. Mirah didn't have to jump into the sea after all!

Who would do the audio?!??!?!?
 
"I liked how many gypsies there were in this book. Twelve gypsies." - Red Dwarf star Craig Charles

"Dr Dave stole all his ideas from me! Just kidding! OR AM!?" - Cher

"I liked the story about Jesus. Wait, what do you mean that was in the bible?" - Robert Duncan McNeil

"MORE STORIES, DR DAVE, OR THE BUNNY GETS IT!" - Whoopi Goldberg threatening to kill a bunny
 
"I hate money, but even I'd pay for more Dr Dave stories!" - Banksy

"When I'm not eating cats, I'm reading Dr Dave stories!" - Magda Apanowicz
 
"The stories are allegories for a despondent generation festooned over a gargantuan smorgasbord eaten by the proletariat." - Russell Brand
 
"This book was not good" - Katie Hopkins (she's bad so it's good that she doesn't like it, you see)

"Y'all better read this book or Miley will drug y'all and write all the words on y'all's naked bodies, y'all!" - a increasingly deranged Miley Cyrus
 
Dammit headvoid. Now I'm thinking about Donald Trump's peen and wondering if he's even got foreskin.
 
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