PREVIOUSLY, ON SMALLVILLE

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

CLARK: "Lana, that's not my pen you're reaching for."

LEX: "OMG I'm EEEEEEVILLLLLLLL!!!!" *raises pinky to mouth*

JIMMY OLSEN: "Mister, where are you taking me? My mom's calling me to dinner."

PERRY WHITE: "Damn I gotta get a job one of these days--"

CHRIS REEVE: "Man, who's the most screwed boy in the room? I AM!!!"

MARLON BRANDO: "Last Tango in Paris? Actual sex scenes? Wait, let me put on a few more pounds first, I don't jiggle enough."

PRINCE: "Spank me Appolonia! UNH!!"

MARGARET THATCHER: "Belllllllchhhhh"

WACKY: "RAPE RAPE RAPE RPAE EPEASPR EAPRP OMG RAPE"

 

[CaptainWacky]

It would be funny if you started watching it to keep up with all the talk here. Then fell in love with Ma Kent. AND MARRIED HER.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'd just be using her to get to her hot son. DAMN!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maragret Thatcher isn't in it, by the wya. You must be thinking of the comics.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Must have been Judi Dench belching, then.

 

[Mentalist]

Clark: I have a great body.

Lana: So do I.

Clark: Shall we just have sex then and not try and save this fucking dump from anther teen who drank, injected, reverse crapped, ate, smoked or raped some kryptonite? Then turned into one of Mothras huge eyelashes and automatically turned into a murderer psycho loony bin contender?

Lana: Yeah, I'll just get my tits out this week, its a lot less traumatic for all involved.

Lex: Can I join in?

Clark: Oh, hey Lex, by the way I'm like super strong, fast, amazing, can shoot fire out my eyes all that, basically I'm an alien, should of told you ages ago, glad thats cleared up LOL, oh you too Lana.

Lana: !

Lex: I KNEW IT! Now I don't have to pretend to actually believe your fucking lame excuses anymore.

Pete "the boss" Ross: Ahaha, the great thing is I'm black and I knew before all you fucks!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Clark: Yeah that is pretty funny, now get off our show golly boy.

Lex: Hey Clark, remember when that horse owned Lana that was freaking awesome as hell! I swear, couldn't stop laughing for days.

Clark: You too? hahah I know, I wish I had videotaped it, candid camera would of fucking payed us for that clip no doubt ma bald headed homie!

Lex: Shhhhnap! hahahha

Lana: HEY! Fuck you both..

Clark: Come on, admit it, it was funny, you were in like hospital for ages LMAO!

Lex: Stop Clark, can't breath..Too..funny..

Lana: Right shut the fuck up you too lets just have harcore sex and stop chatting shit. Sweeps is up!

Sweep: BEEP!

 

[Gagh]

APPOLONIA TO HAVE OWN SPINOFF SHOW?

 

[CaptainWacky]

CHLOE WASN'T IN IT, WTF, SHE COULD HAVE HAD SOME GOOD INTERACTION WITH SUE!

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Mentalist]

Look at her big cargo trousers in the background with her massive Tazz legs.

THey've digitally manipulated her arms to look smaller! Except she is still stretching the coat to maximum proportions!

I bet that pic is from Season 1 or 2.

 

[Conchaga]

You think she'd wear a strapon for me?