PREVIOUSLY, ON THE REAL WORLD

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

CORAL: "I wish I could stop this hatin' bitch act, I'm really letting my Masters from Sarah Lawrence go to waste--"

JULIE: "I'm a Mormon! May I please suck your dick?"

DAVID: "I'm not Dave Chapelle! I'm just a generic angry black funnyman!"

PUCK: "Smell my finger!"

DANNY: "I'm too sexy for this show!"

ERIC: "I'm not too old to hang out with you all! Honest!"

WACKY: "Get that finger away from me."

GAGH: "REMEMBER WHEN NICO AND PHIL SLAMMED PATTI WITH A STEEL CHAIR AFTER SHE GAVE BIRTH TO THE SMOTHERS BROTHERS AND NANA MASOUKORI CLEANED HER GLASSES IN NATALIE'S CLEAVAGE?"

BLAZERBOY: "I JUST HAD SEX WITH DANNY!"

EGGS: I know, I just filmed it from the closet."

WACKY: LOL OH BACK TO ME RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RPAEPPASD

 

[Dr Dave]

The one episode banned from tv after it first aired.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Remember when that dude smacked that girl in the face? And she was like, "NIGGER!"

 

[CaptainWacky]

Sounds like Big Brother only with ISSUES.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Remember when that dude smacked that girl in the face? And she was like, "NIGGER!"

No, she was loopy from having Lupus, and he was an angry balck man but he slapped her because she called him a homosexual. WHICH IS EVEN FUNNIER, LOL

 

[Dr Dave]

HOW QUEER !!!!!!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

OH YEAH, don't want to call a black person gay on reality tv or else they shout for eight days and get evicted EVEN THOUGH the show sucks without their shouty energy.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

ANGRY BLACK MEN ARE FUNNY! ESPECIALLY THE ONES ON THE REAL WORLD, BECAUSE THEY'RE SO STUPID TOO!

 

[SilentBtViolent]

No, she was loopy from having Lupus, and he was an angry balck man but he slapped her because she called him a homosexual. WHICH IS EVEN FUNNIER, LOL

I thought he slapped her because she had a tick on her face, only it turned out to be a mole.

I get all my information from his legal team.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Oh yeah it wasn't Lupus it was Lyme's Disease, which you can get from a tick but she probably just fucked her way to it.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Little known fact: Lime Disease, like bird flu, originated as a plant-borne disease.

Then it went to animals (mostly deers) and then to humans.

It is bad because it makes your pussy taste sour.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I don't lick my cat so I wouldn't know.

 

[CaptainWacky]

BLACKS SHOULD ONLY BE USED FOR ENTERTAINMENT AND SHOULD BE KEPT IN CAGES WHEN NOT IN USE.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

HEEHEE I STILL GIGGLE AT NIG-NOG HEEHEE

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I don't like black people that much but there's this place called "Delia's Extension World" where they hook me up with sweet weaves.

 

[CaptainWacky]

SSSH, THE WALLS HAVE EARS.