PREVIOUSLY, ON THE REAL WORLD

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

CORAL: "I wish I could stop this hatin' bitch act, I'm really letting my Masters from Sarah Lawrence go to waste--"

JULIE: "I'm a Mormon! May I please suck your dick?"

DAVID: "I'm not Dave Chapelle! I'm just a generic angry black funnyman!"

PUCK: "Smell my finger!"

DANNY: "I'm too sexy for this show!"

ERIC: "I'm not too old to hang out with you all! Honest!"

WACKY: "Get that finger away from me."

GAGH: "REMEMBER WHEN NICO AND PHIL SLAMMED PATTI WITH A STEEL CHAIR AFTER SHE GAVE BIRTH TO THE SMOTHERS BROTHERS AND NANA MASOUKORI CLEANED HER GLASSES IN NATALIE'S CLEAVAGE?"

BLAZERBOY: "I JUST HAD SEX WITH DANNY!"

EGGS: I know, I just filmed it from the closet."

WACKY: LOL OH BACK TO ME RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RPAEPPASD

 

[Dr Dave]

The one episode banned from tv after it first aired.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Remember when that dude smacked that girl in the face? And she was like, "######!"

 

[CaptainWacky]

Sounds like Big Brother only with ISSUES.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Remember when that dude smacked that girl in the face? And she was like, "######!"

No, she was loopy from having Lupus, and he was an angry balck man but he slapped her because she called him a homosexual. WHICH IS EVEN FUNNIER, LOL

 

[Dr Dave]

HOW QUEER !!!!!!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

OH YEAH, don't want to call a black person gay on reality tv or else they shout for eight days and get evicted EVEN THOUGH the show sucks without their shouty energy.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

ANGRY BLACK MEN ARE FUNNY! ESPECIALLY THE ONES ON THE REAL WORLD, BECAUSE THEY'RE SO STUPID TOO!

 

[SilentBtViolent]

No, she was loopy from having Lupus, and he was an angry balck man but he slapped her because she called him a homosexual. WHICH IS EVEN FUNNIER, LOL

I thought he slapped her because she had a tick on her face, only it turned out to be a mole.

I get all my information from his legal team.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Oh yeah it wasn't Lupus it was Lyme's Disease, which you can get from a tick but she probably just fucked her way to it.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Little known fact: Lime Disease, like bird flu, originated as a plant-borne disease.

Then it went to animals (mostly deers) and then to humans.

It is bad because it makes your pussy taste sour.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I don't lick my cat so I wouldn't know.

 

[CaptainWacky]

BLACKS SHOULD ONLY BE USED FOR ENTERTAINMENT AND SHOULD BE KEPT IN CAGES WHEN NOT IN USE.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

HEEHEE I STILL GIGGLE AT NIG-NOG HEEHEE

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I don't like black people that much but there's this place called "Delia's Extension World" where they hook me up with sweet weaves.

 

[CaptainWacky]

SSSH, THE WALLS HAVE EARS.