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Prince Philip today reassured his fans that even though he is retiring from public appearances, he is not retiring from casual racism.
"No, no," he laughed. "I'm still as casually racist as the day is long and Lenny Henry is black. Hey, where's that camera man from, India? Haha!"
We were confused by this because our camera man is white and told Prince Philip so.
"I'm going blind," he admitted, sadly. "But not blind to the joys of casual racism!"
It's is no coincidence that Prince Philip's retirment comes on the twenty year annivesary of him arranging the death of Princess Diana.
"Well, she was dating a Johnny Arabman," he said, reasonably. "What else was I going to do? Had to get my mans round to sort her out, you know what I'm sayin'? Pew pew pew!"
When we pointed out that Prince Harry's girlfriend is mixed race, Prince Philip sat up in his chair and thought about it for a long. "Still fit!" he said, eventually.
Paul Burrell was unavailable for comment.
"No, no," he laughed. "I'm still as casually racist as the day is long and Lenny Henry is black. Hey, where's that camera man from, India? Haha!"
We were confused by this because our camera man is white and told Prince Philip so.
"I'm going blind," he admitted, sadly. "But not blind to the joys of casual racism!"
It's is no coincidence that Prince Philip's retirment comes on the twenty year annivesary of him arranging the death of Princess Diana.
"Well, she was dating a Johnny Arabman," he said, reasonably. "What else was I going to do? Had to get my mans round to sort her out, you know what I'm sayin'? Pew pew pew!"
When we pointed out that Prince Harry's girlfriend is mixed race, Prince Philip sat up in his chair and thought about it for a long. "Still fit!" he said, eventually.
Paul Burrell was unavailable for comment.
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