Dear Arty,
No.
You should spend it with me.
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Any idiot knows that you spend the real birthday with family because they buy you stuff and the kids give you homemade ashtrays and whatnot. Then, if you planned ahead, you already gave the girlfriend a false date for your birthday like a week later so you can spend it with her and get sexual favors. Plus, fake information makes it harder for her to stalk you when things inevitably go south.
Duuh.
She knows my real name, and birthday. She has a hot room-mate and she promised me "something real special".
I'm really torn.
Let us know when the shit hits the fan and your mistress shows up at the house.
If she still posts here.
Anyway, my birthday is coming up in January. Should I spend my birthday with my wife and family, or my misstress (who is 27)?
Serious Responses only, Thanks.
Its not me! But please call me a tart again. I kind of like it.
Send your wife on a cruise with a hunky escort then go have a great time with your mistress.