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QUICK...Name me something a 12 year old giril would want!

starguard

Unluckiest Charm in the Box
My Niece birthday is coming up and I TOTALLY forgot :eek:

Please name me something a 12 year old girl would want.

Note the following....

She already has a:

DVD Player

Camera

Camcorder

Stereo CD player

TV Set

Bicycle

Cellphone

Laptop (small)

I have no Idea what else is out there that she would actually enjoy :huh:
 
Ah, but does she have a personal Chris Hansen?
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My Niece birthday is coming up and I TOTALLY forgot :eek:

Please name me something a 12 year old girl would want.

Note the following....

She already has a:

DVD Player

Camera

Camcorder

Stereo CD player

TV Set

Bicycle

Cellphone

Laptop (small)

I have no Idea what else is out there that she would actually enjoy :huh:

Bigger boobs.
 
A prepaid credit card with plenty of money on it. And, an offer to take her and her friends to the mall.
 
Yep - when a girl hits shopping age, money is the way to go. Oh, and don't forget to give her and her friends a ride to the mall. But, don't, under any circumstances, go into the mall with her and her friends.

Oh - make sure her cell phone is charged up and she has it with her. Make sure your cell phone is charged up and with you too. Arrange for you or some other parental type person to pick her and her friends up from the mall and get them home. Stay by the phone.
 
Who? Who?

He is one of those foam knights from OOTIKOF, also goes by the handle 'gear.

The first time he came over as Riotgear. He pretended he was just here to soften the blow of his compadres that had come to troll and flame. Riotgear chatted around, wanting to know about trolling, who were our smartest posters, etc. He pretty much intimated that he wanted to meet the big, bad trolls - not us stay at home types that hang curtains and bake cookies.

I was nice to him. Really. I didn't bite him or anything at all. Promise.

Next thing I know he is giving me some shit in a thread about the death of Gary Coleman. He said some very mean and unkind things about me here and over at his home board. I did not respond in kind to his nastiness. Then he disappeared right after Gagh negbombed him a little and Mentalist asked him to explain his stance in the Coleman thread.

A week or so ago, he returned using the handle of 'gear. I didn't keep up with him this time. He isn't fun, interesting, enlightening, or even bright. He can suck up and brown nose though.

I would have liked for you or Darthsickle or even GTC to pay him a little bit of that special troll attention. He'd have wet his britches. Not that I particularly like guys peeing their pants, but potty humor can be entertaining on a hot summer day.

Hope you are doing well otherwise.
 
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