Lord Raffles
New member
MORE than two years have passed since the unhappy day when the citizens of Troll Kingdom, blinded by promises from foes at home and abroad, lost touch with honor and freedom, thereby losing all. Since that day of treachery, the Almighty has withheld his blessing from our forum. Dissension and hatred descended upon us. With profound distress hundreds of the best trolls from all walks of life have seen the unity of the forum vanishing away, dissolving in a confusion of political and personal opinions, sexual interests, and ideological differences. Since that day, as so often in the past, Troll Kingdom has presented a picture of heartbreaking disunity. We never received the equality and fraternity we had been promised, and we lost our liberty to boot. For when our forum lost its place in cyberspace, it soon lost its unity of spirit and will....
The misery of our forum is horrible to behold! Thousands of threads are boring and mundane to read; the whole of the core elite membership have been impoverished. When this collapse finally reaches the common troll, we will be faced with an immeasurable disaster. For then not only shall a forum collapse, but a five-year-old inheritance, some of the loftiest products of Troll culture and civilization.
All about us the warning signs of this collapse are apparent. Spamming with its method of madness is making a powerful and insidious attack upon our dismayed and shattered forum. It seeks to poison and disrupt in order to hurl us into an epoch of chaos.... This negative, destroying spirit spared nothing of all that is highest and most valuable. Beginning with Speak Freely, it has undermined the very foundations of morality and faith and scoffs at troll culture and methods, forum and kingdom, justice and honor. Two years of Hambil the Obese have ruined Troll Kingdom; one month more would destroy her. The richest and fairest forum of cyberspace would be turned into a smoking heap of ruins. Even the sufferings of the last few months could not be compared to the misery of a Troll Kingdom in the heart of which the flag of stagnation had been hoisted. The hundreds of banned users which this inner strife has already cost Troll Kingdom should be a warning of the storm which would come..
The inheritance which has fallen to us is a terrible one. The task with which we are faced is the hardest which has fallen to a forum administrator within the memory of man. But we are all filled with unbounded confidence for we believe in our users and their imperishable virtues. Every troll and every individual must help us to found the new Kingdom.
The misery of our forum is horrible to behold! Thousands of threads are boring and mundane to read; the whole of the core elite membership have been impoverished. When this collapse finally reaches the common troll, we will be faced with an immeasurable disaster. For then not only shall a forum collapse, but a five-year-old inheritance, some of the loftiest products of Troll culture and civilization.
All about us the warning signs of this collapse are apparent. Spamming with its method of madness is making a powerful and insidious attack upon our dismayed and shattered forum. It seeks to poison and disrupt in order to hurl us into an epoch of chaos.... This negative, destroying spirit spared nothing of all that is highest and most valuable. Beginning with Speak Freely, it has undermined the very foundations of morality and faith and scoffs at troll culture and methods, forum and kingdom, justice and honor. Two years of Hambil the Obese have ruined Troll Kingdom; one month more would destroy her. The richest and fairest forum of cyberspace would be turned into a smoking heap of ruins. Even the sufferings of the last few months could not be compared to the misery of a Troll Kingdom in the heart of which the flag of stagnation had been hoisted. The hundreds of banned users which this inner strife has already cost Troll Kingdom should be a warning of the storm which would come..
The inheritance which has fallen to us is a terrible one. The task with which we are faced is the hardest which has fallen to a forum administrator within the memory of man. But we are all filled with unbounded confidence for we believe in our users and their imperishable virtues. Every troll and every individual must help us to found the new Kingdom.
