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Raffles meets the parents

Weevil

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Raffles as miss_minxie.

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http://www.ukchatterbox.co.uk

The worst you get is a 30 minute ban. Raffles is responsible from them banning the word Retard from the entire site.

He improvises everything and changes the pitch of the convo up and down. This is a pseudo-ranting style that is side-splittingly funny if you're watching live.

As you may have guessed, copying and pasting is a real bitch. Off to the next room. I'll return to do a better job of highlighting.




*** Topic is Welcome to the parents room on UKChatterbox - 16+ room rules apply in this room.

<mentality2k6> ill tell u chick in no more than 4 words
<freeasabird> life is her problem
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<miss_minxie> i have no problem
<freeasabird> she hasn't got one
* helloblu runs and hides in the corner before it all kicks off in the parents room :(
<rock_chick81> i bet u would ment
<bendy_wendy> saints xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
<manumum> omg you so do lol
<dadsallgood> saints hi hen xxxx
<miss_minxie> i am simply the avatar of truth, justice and moral refinement
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<escort> << WEST >> he rprob is hun taht she thinks were all bad parents as we on here most nights and not playing with our kids :@:@ << BROM >>
<miss_minxie> that I am so endowed with these gifts is not something to shun
<miss_minxie> more something to be held aloft

<rock_chick81> saints xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
<miss_minxie> like a shining ideal
<miss_minxie> of excellence

<saints> hello xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :D
<mentality2k6> yawnnnnnnnnnnnn
<RobS6oilder> o no u didnt just say that minxie u loser
<manumum> yawwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnn
<TheFantasy> If it wasn't for IS I would be on the street, living in some underpass
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<TheFantasy> Oh and starving to death



<bendy_wendy> lol
<escort> << WEST >> oioi ments (Y) << BROM >>
<rock_chick81> considering most of us have young children and they are now in bed
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<mentality2k6> saintsxxxxxxxxxxx
<bendy_wendy> lmao saints
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<manumum> lol saints and mine love the attic innit
<saints> mental :P:P
<freeasabird> mine r in the shed
<didgeridoo> test hello
<bendy_wendy> mine r in the snow i built a igloo
<miss_minxie> rock chick, that means nothing.
<manumum> hello didgeridoo :)
<saints> mine had the neck ask for more stale breat :O that for there dinner nxt wk :@
<mentality2k6> escort m8
<dadsallgood> didger hello
<miss_minxie> the truth is that at 16 no one can hope to be a successful parent.
<escort> << WEST >> m ine aint in bed ive sent mine out to steal me a a ps3 and a black wii << BROM >>
<manumum> lol saints
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<miss_minxie> I do not care what OK magazine tells you
<helloblu> or old kids that are probably in bed too lol
<rock_chick81> yes they can
<miss_minxie> the truth is that they cannot.
<TheFantasy> miss_minxie how old is your child/children?
<bendy_wendy> hi didger
<RobS6oilder> rob is wearing his aquascutum cap
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<dadsallgood> scrotum rob..?
<manumum> pmsl dads
<miss_minxie> 16 year old parents cannot support themselves let alone another baby mouth
<Beckyjane27> pmsl
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<miss_minxie> they just scrounge off the state
<tree_fella_uk> nite free, let me know if you get snowed in
<miss_minxie> WE, the honest tax payer, pay the bill
<mentality2k6> minxie was ur dad a lecturer
<rock_chick81> miss_minxie if i were u i would stop
<freeasabird> u going tree
<miss_minxie> while they endelessly breed like bacterium
<helloblu> think its burberry actually
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<Beckyjane27> bored now!!!!!!
<tree_fella_uk> yeah , think so
<dadsallgood> mini hello
<mini1> hey
* UKChatterbox warns miss_minxie that your comments are disruptive. If you continue you will be kicked or banned [Issued by rock_chick81]
<freeasabird> awww don't blame u lol
<bendy_wendy> hi mini
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<saints> yer dont bother minzie keep going get yah bum kicked wohoo
<manumum> hi mini :)
<mini1> helloooooooooooooo
<TheFantasy> 16 year olds more often then not have the support of their family and friends
<Beckyjane27> oh my bendy
<xxciaraxx91> tick tock minxie
<freeasabird> hi mini
<dadsallgood> lol
<bendy_wendy> wot bex
<Beckyjane27> you are being good arent you hehe

<Beckyjane27> :D
<miss_minxie> tick tock yourself ciara
<miss_minxie> the truth lives

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<didgeridoo> early parenthood might contribute to child labor
<manumum> lol becks
<TheFantasy> My best mate is pregnant with her second child at 18 and you would not see a better teenage mother
<Beckyjane27> you have bit your tounge through the whole of this crap
<bendy_wendy> no i built a igloo and stuck the kids in it
<saints> u dont half chat some crap minxie :@
<manumum> lmao
<Beckyjane27> hahahahahaha
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<miss_minxie> I chat the truth.
<Beckyjane27> thats why then hehe
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<mentality2k6> half try full
<dadsallgood> yh stop it, its my job
<bendy_wendy> yes
<lil32> bk
<bendy_wendy> just xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
<TheFantasy> You chat chit
<miss_minxie> Scroungers and parasites who simply have kids to get a free house.
<dadsallgood> wb


<miss_minxie> We know it exists
<manumum> innit dads
<justaynormalgirl> bendy_wendy xxxxxxx
<miss_minxie> and it frequents this room.
<dadsallgood> lol
<winny123xx> ello mini
<Beckyjane27> well I didnt get a house :@
<escort> << WEST >> pmsl if you chat teh truth no wonder this country is buggered << BROM >>
*** miss_minxie has been kicked by UKChatterbox (You have been kicked for disruption. Please do not continue, or you will not be allowed to return [Issued by rock_chick81])
<xxciaraxx91> chat the truth?u sound lik ya belong in the religeous nuts room luv
<xbabybunnyx> least i have worked something out tonight
<mentality2k6> im a scrounger
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<mini1> hey winny
<RobS6oilder> is that wot u did minxie
<TheFantasy> I got pregnant through love not so I got a house.. It doesn't work liek that
<dadsallgood> wb miss blanche
<manumum> wots that bunster?
<Beckyjane27> hey bunny whats up :S
<bendy_wendy> wot baby
<miss_minxie> What's right is right.
<TheFantasy> If it did ~I wouldn't worry about being homeless in the next few months
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<saints> ooo whats that then minxie :O
<miss_minxie> The more that people rile and get angry against me in this room the more I know that I am right.
<winny123xx> minxie my dog said send him a pic n hell make puppies with ya
<escort> << WEST >> i got pregnat through not using condoms lol << BROM >>
<TheFantasy> I am not getting angry
<dadsallgood> im not angry miss
<rock_chick81> miss_minxie get over ya self
<TheFantasy> I am just saying
<Beckyjane27> noone is angry your just boring
<rock_chick81> lol tart

lmao who's riling?
<dadsallgood> thats the whole point..?
<saints> pmsl@winny your poor dog i reporting u the rspca :@
<tree_fella_uk> lol winny
<bendy_wendy> baby wots up
<miss_minxie> I found it interesting this afternoon...
<TheFantasy> I have to wait till my baby is 5 years old before I can get a house because the list is so long
<miss_minxie> it was 3:15pm...
<miss_minxie> and yet the room was full...
<miss_minxie> full of alleged "parents"

<rock_chick81> your point is
<didgeridoo> child labor is only good when you need a small set of hands
<miss_minxie> yet school had just finished...
<miss_minxie> what were you doing on a chat room...

<lil32> i'm not angry
<miss_minxie> when your kids had just arrived back from school?
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<manumum> cos most schools are shut with the snow
<justaynormalgirl> zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz#
<miss_minxie> couldn't you forsake your "hobby" for a few moments...
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<RobS6oilder> shes not wrong
<xxciaraxx91> umm who said all parents have kids at school age?
<miss_minxie> to ask them how was school...
<Beckyjane27> :ZZ:ZZ
<saints> is that really any of your buisness
<TheFantasy> I have nowhere to go why you go cry to your mummy when things get tough I come on here ask for friendly advice. I do not need someone like you ruining it for me
<miss_minxie> what did you get up to today?
<miss_minxie> IT IS MY BUSINESS

<winny123xx> shup minnxie you being a parent now thats a nightmare
<mentality2k6> minxie ur a moron


<dadsallgood> you are rob......your so wrong its untrue
<miss_minxie> BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO ANSWER
<miss_minxie> IT IS MY BUSINESS
<miss_minxie> IT IS THE BUSINESS OF SOCIAL SERVICES

<manumum> I werent here at work payiny my dues to Miss Minxie l
<miss_minxie> AND IT IS THE BUSINESS OF SOCIETY
<saints> mine never went they was shoplifting
<miss_minxie> WHEN YOUR KIDS GROW UP
<dadsallgood> omg....not the caps
<miss_minxie> WITH MENTAL PROBLEMS
<miss_minxie> FROM UNCARING PARENTS

<rock_chick81> give up miss_minxie
<miss_minxie> WHO SPEND MORE TIME IN CHAT ROOMS
<escort> << WEST >> mine didnt get home till 5,30 as teh house they was burgerling had a alarm :@:@ << BROM >>
<freeasabird> ohh for petes sake can't be asked with her bbl xxx
<miss_minxie> THAN WITH THEIR KIDS
<manumum> lmao pot and kettle
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<twisted_chatter> Hurry Back freeasabird!
<tree_fella_uk> << opens the gate to the bulls field
<saints> pmsl@alarm
<dadsallgood> lol
<mentality2k6> bye bye minxie (Y)(Y)
<Beckyjane27> lmao
<bendy_wendy> lol
<TheFantasy> SOCIAL SERVICES ARE A WASTE OF TIME
* rock_chick81 thinks she will win this one
<winny123xx> my dog says do you bdo doggy on the first date
<geegee2> will someone plz kick her
<bendy_wendy> yes rock do it
<mrlegendary> hi room
* manumum thinks rock will too
<rock_chick81> winny xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
* Beckyjane27 thinks rock will too :D


<miss_minxie> PEOPLE WHO SAY SOCIAL SERVIECS ARE A WASTE OF TIME ARE DEEPLY SUSPICIOUS
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<geegee2> gettin right on my nerves
* escort thinks wench should just ban the silly bint
<Beckyjane27> :O mum
<dadsallgood> mrlegendary evening
<TheFantasy> SOCIAL SERVICES DO NOTHING TO HELP THOSE WHO NEED HELP THE MOST
<Beckyjane27> we done it again
<saints> i got pay them to take my weans becky :|
<winny123xx> rock chik xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
<mrlegendary> hi dads
<xxciaraxx91> u ave mental issues luv, n im ignoreing u now, ive more important moaners at home to listen too
<dadsallgood> lol
<miss_minxie> I find it highly suspect when someone suggests that social services are a waste of time
<Beckyjane27> lol
<rock_chick81> lol ciara
<justaynormalgirl> miss_minxie tell them this then..... im off work with food poisoning so come on ere durin day for something to do and my kids r now in bed for skool
<manumum> sup becks?
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<miss_minxie> In fact I would fully investigate the parent who said that
<Beckyjane27> nowt hehe
<miss_minxie> if I was social services
<rock_chick81> are u a social worker then miss_minxie
<manumum> lol becks
<lil32> i know a mother that doesn't deserve to have her kids but social services let her keep them
<miss_minxie> just to see what went on in that household.
<escort> << WEST >> i like social services they give me loads of cash when i say i cant afford teh internet :D << BROM >>
<mrlegendary> hi manu
<mentality2k6> warning........ ROOMKILL
<Beckyjane27> yer but your not sooooooooooooooooooo :ZZ
<dadsallgood> lololol
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<mentality2k6> (YIKES)


<RobS6oilder> haha this is funny
<rock_chick81> pm me plz
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<Beckyjane27> TheFantasy I wouldnt even bother
<TheFantasy> Because of social services I am homeless, pregnant and living in a hostel
<Beckyjane27> let her get on with it!
<dadsallgood> mrs_michelle hello
<miss_minxie> The truth is that I have spoken nothing but the truth.
<saints> they told me to lower the prtice for mine i was asking to much :O
<TheFantasy> Social services do nothing
<didgeridoo> i have no problem with children reporting their parents
* xbabybunnyx sits in the corner with ment
<TheFantasy> End of discussion
<miss_minxie> No one here can truly answer why they were on here while their kids had come back from school..
<escort> << WEST >> i know lil but you should see teh porsche ive parked outside paid by teh tax payer :D << BROM >>
<dadsallgood> well said rolf
<didgeridoo> or other parents. better safe than sorry
<miss_minxie> and how they stayed on here, in this chat room...
<miss_minxie> at their computers...

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<miss_minxie> while their kids could have spent time with them
<TheFantasy> Because my baby aint at school yet
<mentality2k6> u got verbal diaohrea face that
*** miss_minxie has been kicked by UKChatterbox (You have been banned for disruption of the room [Issued by rock_chick81] - Banned for 30 minutes.)
 
^He was here when you were taking a break.

He's been banned for life (Yet again) for saying "It's [his] right as a white girl to choose whether or not he wants a black cock penetrating her/him," among other things.
 
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