Raise your hand if you've been hit by a car lately.

[Conchaga]

*Raises hand*

Yeah, someone tried to kill me with a car.

This really happened.

I'm wearing a goddamned cast!

 

[The Amazing Messenger]

Who did you troll this time?

 

[Conchaga]

Four niggers trying to steal from my store.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Hope you heal quickly!

I got hit by a taxicab during the MTA strike a couple of years ago. Fractured my left shoulder, which was in a sling for a month or two.

 

[Cassie]

Does this mean you're gonna be back, or are you still having a real life?

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

What did they break? Anything important?

 

[Conchaga]

Does this mean you're gonna be back, or are you still having a real life?

Yes.

 

[Gagh]

Hey-up, Gregorius me ol' mucker.

 

[Conchaga]

What did they break? Anything important?

Calcaneous Fracture. A six inch "road rash" laceration below the right knee. A pretty big hole in my right hand that almost looks like a stigmata. Bruises and small scrapes galore. Yes, everything hurts.

On the plus side, they prescribed me some perc fives and I had just bought a quarter oz of some of the most wicked weed. So, I'm feeling really good. I pop a pill and smoke a joint every four hours.

I get workmans comp for the whole thing which means I get a two month paid vacation. Pretty effing sweet.

So, I'll probably be here a lot and I'll also be spending a lot of time on xbox live. Love Child and I played yesterday. She likes my big maps.

 

[Conchaga]

Hey-up, Gregorius me ol' mucker.

 

[Bickendan]

Hey Greg, you Starcraft at all?

 

[Conchaga]

Hey Greg, you Starcraft at all?

Yeah... don't tell me they're coming out with "The Universe of Starcraft" Multi player online game....

 

[Tisiphone]

Hey you!

 

[I Love Cunt]

Yeah... don't tell me they're coming out with "The Universe of Starcraft" Multi player online game....

Dammit! Don't get addicted to something else now-then you won't play with me again. : (
I liked your explosions better!

 

[jack]

I was hoping Kletz would post in this thread.

 

[Conchaga]

Hey you!

Hey mamma. How's the digs?

 

[Conchaga]

Dammit! Don't get addicted to something else now-then you won't play with me again. : (
I liked your explosions better!

I do have some pretty cool explosions.

 

[Tisiphone]

Hey mamma. How's the digs?

Fantabulous. Love having my own house!

(I hope you meant digs as in place of dwelling. I've had waaaay to many pomegranite mohotis sof orgive me if I'm totally off)

 

[Conchaga]

Fantabulous. Love having my own house!

(I hope you meant digs as in place of dwelling. I've had waaaay to many pomegranite mohotis sof orgive me if I'm totally off)

I'm glad you're doing well. I'm on Percocets and Marijuana. I threw in Darvocet and Klonopin yesterday to spice things up. I'm still typing fairly well, considering my condition.

 

[Tisiphone]

Damn, you always have the good shit!

I'mno t srprised at my tping. You know waht a cheap drunk I am.

Sorry to hear you're in a cast, but tform the sounds of it, you're feeling no pain.