Random acts of graphic violence from my webspace

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'll periodically post things I've made and posted on BBSs over my illustrious 5 year career. Some will be impressive, some will suck, some will remind people of boards and people long gone, some will make sense to no one but me and FUCK YOU, and some will be big WTF inducers.

#1: A recent TK quickie:

 

[Mentalist]

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Damn, now I need to get my plain old bottle of Absolut out of the freezer, I want Morbo Absolut!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

SPACE MONKEY!!!

I bought the finger puppet on the street outside my office building, made the CD label for his "spaceship", photographed it, then went out on the roof patio from my office building and photographed 42nd Street at night, then composited the whole thing in my one true love, Photoshop.

 

[Ishcabittle]

HE'S EVIL1!~!~~!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I think this is what finally got me noticed at LoNAF when they needed a holiday banner a few years ago...

 

[PreatorX]

DAMN YOU SPACE MONKEY!

Who made that graphic of me jumping off a bridge?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Themed variations on an EFCL avatar I made...

 

[PreatorX]

I remember those.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

DAMN YOU SPACE MONKEY!

Who made that graphic of me jumping off a bridge?

Hee hee...still on my hard drive...my "EFCL" av folder is massive...

 

[PreatorX]

AWESOME! Those are so AWESOME!

I'm totally using it!

 

[PreatorX]

This is the best day of my life!




















Since I came back to TK...

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

This is the best day of my life!

Dude, I could send you into multiples if you want...lookit what I got under my trechcoat here...

I was a busy boy back then.

 

[Harkley]

You have never created anything for me?

HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!

Great pix btw

 

[Mentalist]

I DEMAND BIG BIRD IN VAGINA!

 

[Ishcabittle]

Can you do Big Bird shooting up some smack?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I MISS MORBO

 

[Hissing_Kittens]

OMFG

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I DEMAND BIG BIRD IN VAGINA!

One of my favorites! Originally made for a classic Tea Room thread:

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

TK smilies I made:

:menty:

:ccg:

And a sort-of one: