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The Call Of Nature

The Call Of Nature

Saint (what else!)
argh!!!!! I just received a phonecall (or 2, actually) which confirms my gravest doubts about mankind's intellectual abilities.
Enjoy:

yes, please?
can I speak with Mr XY?
sorry, nobody with that name lives here. You got the wrong number.
No, I don't.
Yes, you do. You propably hit a wrong key, accidentially.
But this number is in the header of a the letter I got from him!
If it is indeed than the header contains a typo.
But it is the right number!
No, it isn't. It is my number, not his.
Well, can you give me Mr XY's number then?
Excuse me, how could I possibly give you the number of a complete stranger of whom I never heard of before? Try the phone book.
But this is the right number!


At which point I hung up.

1 min later she called again, demanding I give her Mr XY's number. As she wouldn't accept the gentle but firm advice to use a certain modern invention known as phone book in wich surprisingly almost all people who own a phone are listed, all I could do was threaten to sue her if she dared to call me again.


I wonder on what drugs this woman is..



Well, anyway, nothing is as relaxing as a good rant, so go ahead and post your weirdness-of-the-day here =)
 
This is where you could have told that person you are not allowed to give out Mr. XY's telephone number but if she will give you her number, you will give it to Mr. XY as well as relay a message to him from her. Then, when she calls back later to check if you have given her message and phone number to him, you can say, "Yes, I did." And, as she continues to call you about Mr. XY, you can make up any story you wish. You can say, "Mr. XY told me he is through with women and refuses to talk with me ever again." Or, you might say, "Mr. XY has decided that he will only speak in Yiddish and I refush to speak in such a language to anyone for any reason." Or, you might say, "Mr. XY says he doesn't know you." It truly is endless what you can make up to say. If she doesn't get it through her head that she shouldn't call you, then she deserves whatever passive-aggressive abuse you heap upon her.
 
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not quite as perfect as you, though
 
Oh, no, I'm sure you are much more perfect than I am. I'm imperfect. I'm so far from perfect that perfect has no idea who I am.
 
he said he found the thought pleasant (but then he finds every nekkid woman sexy), but he didn't say that anyone else necessarily had to share his feelings.
 
I have nasty thoughts about illegally crossing Eloisel's borders. Here come some now...

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