Reasons Duffy reminds me of a duck in that coke advert

[Fuddlemiff]

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Her choker reminds me of the white stripe round a mallard's neck.
Her voice sounds how I'd imagine a duck's would if it could quack out a tune.
She's more popular than most other birds while not being especially different, much like ducks are.
Her position on the bike looks like a duck does as its bum goes up in the air and its head goes down into the water.
Duck's prefer diet.

 

[CaptainWacky]

And yet ducks are sexy and she is not.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Duffy sounds like the word "Ducky" would if you were to sneeze half way through saying it.
Her voice produces no echo. Because I turn the sound off when she comes on the tv or radio.
If you throw stale bread at her she'll eat it.
She has an oversized mouth, just like a duck.

 

[whisky]

I had no idea what Duffy looked like, and didnt take much notice the first few times the advert was on, I just thought she was one of those weird looking, weird sounding people they occasionally get for adverts.

And if she didnt end the advert by riding to a big marque saying Duffy, I still wouldnt have known it was her

 

[CaptainWacky]

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[Dr Dave]

Duffy has a strange face.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I WOULD NEVER HAVE NOTICED THAT ON MY OWN, THANKS.

 

[Dr Dave]

Glad I could help.

 

[FBI parte due]

Funnily enough, that guy's voice is a lot less abrasive than Duffy's.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Song's better too.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe she'd sound better if punched in the throat.

 

[whisky]

It wouldnt hurt to find out

 

[CaptainWacky]

Do you think if she died they'd have a funeral or just let people line up to spit on her corpse?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

The first one. But it'd be sponsored by Coke, so the coffin would be a novelty sized Coke Zero bottle.

 

[Gagh]

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd fucking love to have Ric Flair put her in a figure four then Dynamite Kid comes off the top rope with a kneedrop to the jaw.

 

[Gagh]

Nope. For me, nothing beats a good old Stone Cold chair shot to the face.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Wow I really hated Duffy.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

And now she's dead.

 

[Gagh]

She is?