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Reasons to get up in the morning

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
(none)
 
So you can go back to sleep.
 
coffee
 
Wanking over Scarlett.
 
Hobbits
 
Rubbing myself as I listen to Clive Owen's voice.
 
lgjdgj9
 
To have power of the Jesus Stick!!
 
TO GO "NEEP"
 
to pee?

:retard:
mm
 
to read the latest at TK?
 
to keel over & die would be a good reason.
 
You could beat up a hippie.
 
Hipsecution
 
my cat wakes me every morning
 
Furry alarm clock.
 
We can only hope.

Pix plz.
 
Drink plently of fliuds, take advils for the hangover, and lie back down, as you are a creature of the night.
 
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