Recasting Superman

[Gagh]

Superman / Clark Kent - Bob Hoskins
Lois Lane - Daley Thompson
Jimmy Olsen - Sir Jimmy Savile
Lex Luthor - Jordan
Braniac - Jade Goody
Perry White - Ronnie O'Sullivan
Lana Lang - Christopher Lee

 

[Loktar]

Sure and why not have Gollum as Mxyzptlk?

 

[Buttons]

I'd put Hugo weaving as everyone. I mean, they could do like they did in the Matrix.

 

[CaptainWacky]

And Steve Coogan as the woman he loved.

 

[Henoch]

Lex Luthor - Bruce Willis

 

[CaptainWacky]

What about OTIS?

 

[Harkley]

I THINK SUPERMAN SHOULD BE ALF:

I MEAN, HE'S AN ALIEN, FROM OUTER SPACE NO LESS. WHY CAN'T BE BE SUPERALF?

THIS IS XENOPHOBIA!!! WE CANT NAME AN ALIEN WHO DOESNT LOOK LIKE US SUPER BECAUSE WE'RE AFRAID!!

 

[Loktar]

I THINK SUPERMAN SHOULD BE ALF:

I MEAN, HE'S AN ALIEN, FROM OUTER SPACE NO LESS. WHY CAN'T BE BE SUPERALF?

THIS IS XENOPHOBIA!!! WE CANT NAME AN ALIEN WHO DOESNT LOOK LIKE US SUPER BECAUSE WE'RE AFRAID!!

He's too hairy to be Superman. What about E. T.?

 

[The Question]

Superman / Clark Kent - Rick Moranis
Lois Lane - W. C. Fields's carcass
Jimmy Olsen - Macaulay Culkin
Lex Luthor - Sinead O'Connor
Braniac - "Super" Dave Osborn
Perry White - Bono
Lana Lang - Christopher Walken

 

[CaptainWacky]

I think Superman should be played by an AFRICAN American.