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Recent Events Remind Me Of A Song

Starship Coyote

Original Gangster!
Cold Ethyl
by Alice Cooper

One thing
I miss
Is Cold Ethyl and her skeleton kiss
We met
last night
making love by the refrigerator light

Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms


One thing
No lie
Ethyl's frigid as an eskimo pie
She's cool in bed
Well she oughta be - 'cuz Ethyl's dead!

Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms

Come on Cold Ethyl
Freeze me babe

One thing
it's true
Cold Ethyl, I am stuck on you
And everything
is my way
Ethyl don't have much to say

Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms

Come here Cold Ethyl
What makes you so cold? Ooooh... so cold...

Cold Ethyl
Cold Cold Ethyl
If I live 'til
ninety-seven
You'll still be waiting in refrigerator heaven
'cuz you're cool
You're ice
Cold Ethyl
You're my paradise!
 
Cemetery
By Headstones


I got a gal who lives on the wrong side of town
I know what I like and man you know I sure know how
It's the other side another place
I like it there no accounting for taste
I can't think of nothing when I'm with her
But the rain and the wind and the cemetery dirt

Went down to the cemetery looking for love
Got there and my baby was buried
I had to dig her up
Went down to the cemetery looking for love
Got there and my baby was buried
I had to dig her up

18,000 miles across nowhere land
I'm scratching and I'm spitting there ain't nobody listening
And things are kind of getting out of hand
There's only one point that I'd like to make
These kinds of things deteriorate
It's the gospel truth man
She's embalmed in love juice

Went down to the cemetery looking for love
Got there and my baby was buried
I had to dig her up
Went down to the cemetery looking for love
Got there and my baby was buried
I had to dig her up
 
Thinking of my spouse brings this song to mind:

That old black magic has me in its spell
That old black magic that you weave so well
Icy fingers up
and down my spine
The same old witchcraft when your eyes meet mine

The same old tingle that I feel
inside
When that elevator starts its ride
Down and down I go, round and round I go
Like a leaf that's
caught in the tide

I should stay away but what can I do
I hear your name, and I'm aflame
Aflame with
such a burning desire
That only your kiss can put out the fire

You are the lover that I've waited for

The mate that fate had me created for
And every time your lips meet mine

Baby down and down I go,
all around I go
In a spin, loving the spin that I'm in
Under that old black magic called love

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Sorry CU, I agree with them, and all the threads in the world like this one aren't going to change two things.

Your insistence on continuing to make fun of Nibbles' death shows how low you can really sink, and I have no clue who Nibbles even is. But your pictures of car crashes and making fun of the people who are experiencing real life grief and loss shows the depth of your crassness, not to mention stupidity.

and Blondie is a dual of yours, she doesn't exist in real life, which makes you more than a sociopath.

:bigass:
 
Just on the off-chance that any of this death stuff is designed to get a reaction from me, here it is.

Having fun with Nibbles' death is kinda pointless - unless the point is simply to have fun, and if it is why then knock yourselves out, whatever floats yer boat. But if it in any way is intended to irk, outrage or hurt me or anyone else online who cared about her, it's a massively futile gesture. It can't hurt Nibbles; she's dead and she couldn't give a fuck. If she is now on some other plane of existence or whatever people believe, she still couldn't give a fuck. I know this because when she was alive she was untrollable, she could never be shaken by message board fuckery. She gave as good as she ever got, and then doubled it.

It also can't hurt me, because nothing anyone could post on a freakin' message board can even come close to hurting me the way the loss of my friend did. And I have in the wake of her death continued on with my life just fine, taking care of obligations and doing my thing, which includes posting on message boards. Just like always. So any visions of a tear-stricken Shatna sobbing and cursing his monitor at all these terrible tasteless threads are wasted. Just thought some people might like to know.

It's hard to follow what CU's point is. Watching him post here the last few days is like watching a ping pong ball. First his clever trolly snout detected fake sisters and secret troll conspiracies. Then it moved on to a lecture on BBS ethics, which tells us that everyone in the world should be aware of how things work on Star Trek-oriented spinoff message boards. (CU does, and therefore so should you!) Now we're on the "death is nothing to express emotion about, and you are a fool if you do so" track. This would all be infinitely more interesting if any of it were not the same tiresome, fakey-shock badass troll shit that I've been reading on this board for the past three years. But I dunno, maybe it's all Coyote's got.

People can and will say anything they want at Troll Kingdom, whether it's how "niggers" suck or that death can be funny. I know that, I'm aware of what this place is about. So it strikes me as kind weird that people are outraged by "ghost nibbles" and stupid death songs when those same people are perfectly willing to attack and troll and offend in any number of other infinite ways. If there's been an ethical or moral line drawn here, I'm afraid I missed it. And to be honest, "Ghost Nibbles" made me laugh, just because it was so retarded. Who does it hurt? I guarantee you with at least 99% certainty that Nibbles would have laughed at it too.

What a lot of people don't seem to get is this: Nibbles' sister is not an "internet person" in any way, beyond things like e-mail. She knew Nibbles was into a BBS community, but that's all she knew. She knows nothing about Trolls or warnings or bans or fake usernames, as hard as that may be for some of you to believe. Some brave, kickass Word Forge troll warrior posed as two of that board's admins on the funeral home guest book and left behind a direct link to a WF post that said some shitty and mocking things about Nibbles. This muthafuckin I-Pwn-U genius thought it would be funny to hurt the family by letting them see something hurtful about their dead child and sister. Coyote Ugly will tell you this doesn't matter, that it is brilliant, that had Coyote Ugly thought of it first he would readily have pulled it off, and fuck you if you are offended . Coyote Ugly will tell you that the sister should have known the Law of Troll and assume that a link posted in the midst of kind words from Nibbles' message board friends was a bomb ready to go off. This is because Coyote Ugly either doesn't care about anyone but Coyote Ugly (likely, and something he'd be proud to agree with) or because Coyote Ugly is so deeply entrenched in this dumbass, fuckwad moronic BBS nerd-o world that he can't see any other concerns (also very likely).
 
Shatna said:
Kick...fuss...whine...scream...bawl...cry...slobber...bellow...rage...I'm so pissed...how dare you...who the fuck do you think you are...scream...whine...cry....

I display a general garment, and you claim it's cut to your fit. Interesting. :lol:
 
jack said:
Sorry CU, I agree with them, and all the threads in the world like this one aren't going to change two things.

Your insistence on continuing to make fun of Nibbles' death shows how low you can really sink, and I have no clue who Nibbles even is. But your pictures of car crashes and making fun of the people who are experiencing real life grief and loss shows the depth of your crassness, not to mention stupidity.

Pictures of car crashes? :wtf?:

and Blondie is a dual of yours, she doesn't exist in real life, which makes you more than a sociopath.

:bigass:

I'm curious: why does Blondie have to be my dual? Why can't I be a dual of hers? She does predate me in this community...in fact she introduced me to it. Or why can't the both of us be a dual of someone else? Why this insistance from you that she's my dual? :lol:
 
CoyoteUgly said:
I display a general garment, and you claim it's cut to your fit. Interesting. :lol:

It would require a remarkable amount of misreading (or simple stupidity) to equate your characteriztion with what I was saying and how I was saying it, but like I said: maybe that's all you've got.
 
Originally posted by Shatna:

"Just on the off-chance that any of this death stuff is designed to get a reaction from me"

But you're right, I can't imagine how I could have even dreamed that any of this might have something to do with me! "Recent events" indeed!
 
I've ignored the nastiness surrounding Nibbles death. She was a cool chick and anything anyone says about her in death is pussified, you should have said it to her while she was alive. Preying on peoples' pain is so ridiculous.
 
Laker_Girl said:
I've ignored the nastiness surrounding Nibbles death. She was a cool chick and anything anyone says about her in death is pussified, you should have said it to her while she was alive. Preying on peoples' pain is so ridiculous.

This really belongs in another thread, since there's no mention of Nibbles here other than Shatna's blathering.
 
Right now, historians are poring over my blatherings and collecting them for the ages. I am IMMORTAL, yo!
 
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