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Remake all of the sitcoms....adding the pandemic

Mirah

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Lets remake all of the old sitcoms except add in the pandemic. What would Friends look like? Threes Company, Taxi. And they can remain in thier time era, just add pandemic. Can you imagine the Rosanne show being quarantined? If we did the Golden Girls we would have to add zoom so Blanche can have a party in her room and Rose can join in not knowing what it is and Dorothy and Sophia can go nuts about it.
 
Lets remake all of the old sitcoms except add in the pandemic. What would Friends look like? Threes Company, Taxi. And they can remain in thier time era, just add pandemic. Can you imagine the Rosanne show being quarantined? If we did the Golden Girls we would have to add zoom so Blanche can have a party in her room and Rose can join in not knowing what it is and Dorothy and Sophia can go nuts about it.
I can imagine the Roseanne show being quarantined, because they are doing exactly that on the spin off of Roseanne, The Conners.
 
In the finale, he realized that his one true love was his bar. (Wow was that stupid of him). He probably would react strongly to the repeated lockdowns, since the bar is all he has left. And his loser friends all still want to come in and drink and be smarter than Dr. Fauci. Oh well.
 
Hmm... Joey: Soap actor. Rachel: Buyer for Ralph Lauren. Phoebe: Massuese. Monica: Chef. Ross: Paleontologist.

The only one who could work from home is Chandler, being a data transponster.

Maybe Rachel would go back to work at the coffee shop-those were still open around here. Joey can join her. But also maybe Joey would learn how to make videos from home and hilarity ensues when Chandler walks out of the bathroom naked.
 
Cheers - Cliff, Woody, Rebecca and her plumber husband join QAnon. With Frasier in Seattle and not there to debunk them, they are able to convince everyone else that masks don't help and the virus is a hoax. Everyone dies.

More like 0.01 to 0.03 % of them die. Which means nobody dies.

But then Anthony Fauci shows up -- without a mask, 'cause you notice he never wears one, either -- and does his usual Walter Peck shit until somebody bodily heaves his stupid ass out of the bar, whereupon he gets stomped by 1980s-era Bostonians, who had actual testicles.
 
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