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Remember Diceman?

HICKORY DICKORY DOCK
SOME CHICK WAS SUCKIN MY COCK
THE CLOCK STRUCK TWO
I DROPPED MY GOO
I DUMPED DA BITCH ON DA NEXT BLOCK! WHOOOOOOOA!






















I'm sorry, what was the question?
 
She told me to give 'er 12 inches and make it hurt.

So I fucked 'er twice and hit 'er in the head with a brick.

Ohh Yahh!!
 
Don't forget his big debut as a bouncer in...some John Hughes movie, was it Sixteen Candles or Pretty in Pink? One of those. He even did the cigarette over the head move...
 
Andrew 'Dice' Clay. The only man to be banned from the MTV Music Awards for telling his nursery rhymes.
 
The Diceman Cometh.

Some of my personal favorite Mother Goose rhymes

Three blind mice, See how they run. Where the fuck are they goin'?

Jack and Jill, went up the hill, each with a buck and a quarter, Jill came down with two fifty. Oh! that fuckin whore.

Rub a dub dub, three men in a tub. I'll let you figure out what the fuck they were rubbin

Little boy blew. Hey! He needed the money!

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet eating her curds and whey. Along came a spider, who sat down beside her and said, "Hey! what's in the bowl, bitch?"

Rock-a-bye baby, on the tree top, Your mother's a whore, I ain't your pop.

Little Bo Peep fucked her sheep, blew a horse, licked his feet. Ate his ass so very nice, tongued his balls not once but twice.
 
Jack and Jill, went up the hill, each with a buck and a quarter, Jill came down with two fifty. Oh! that fuckin whore.
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet eating her curds and whey. Along came a spider, who sat down beside her and said, "Hey! what's in the bowl, bitch?"

Personally, my two faves right there.
 
mom says those are not nice words

she wanted to know how where i heard them but i lied and said the playground

she would b mad if she knew i was here
 
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