Reports of my rape have been greatly exaggerated.

[Mentalist]

 

[The Tomtrek]

RAPE GANGS RAPE GANGS ALWAYS WITH THE RAPE GANGS.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

BAFFLED

 

[CaptainWacky]

Eezamana!

 

[Cassie]

SEXY!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Remember that drama thing on ITV last(?) year with Patrick Stewart and the woman from Extras in it? It was shite.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

BRIDGE TO PICARD: PICK UP THE PINK COURTESY PHONE!!!

 

[Tisiphone]

TROI: I SENSE SOMETHING IS WRONG.

 

[CaptainWacky]

How come Troi could talk to Riker remotely in Farpoint but NEVER AGAIN?

 

[Cassie]

IT'S A MYSTERY

 

[Tisiphone]

TROI: He's channeling Picasso. Quick! Everyone run!!!!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Remember that drama thing on ITV last(?) year with Patrick Stewart and the woman from Extras in it? It was shite.

I liked it. Captain Picard said "bollocks".

 

[CaptainWacky]

I think there was four episodes and I liked one of them so maybe it was okay but it's never coming back EVER SO STOP CRYING OVER IT YA SWINE.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

BUT I WANNA HEAR PICARD'S BOLLOCKS AGAIN

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

CLANG CLANG CLANG WENT HIS BOLLEYS
DING DING DING WENT HIS DONG

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Trust you to turn a hard hitting drama about climate change and Picard's testicles into a foot tapping showtune!!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

AHA SO YOUR FOOT WAS TAPPING! I KNEW IT!

HE'S A WITCH!!

 

[Loktar]

BUT I WANNA FONDLE PICARD'S BOLLOCKS AGAIN

Fixed.

 

[CaptainWacky]

DATA DIEd.

 

[Loktar]

Who will rape Spot now?