Gagh you robbed my great aunt of her pension book dressed as Optimus Prime you cunt!
Wacky, why did you piss over my micro machines collection, you bitch?
Cait, if I catch you filling my shoes up with water and sticking them in the freezer again.. Why I oughta..
Sardy, don't EVER dress my cats up as Oompa-Loompa's again! you crossed the line!
BlazerBoy, I expect that fresco of Milli Vanilli you painted on the south wall of my house with added speech bubbles calling me a cunt to be painted over by morning, you ass!
Eggs, My last bottle of Absolut! You stole it you, I can't.. words fail me!
Harkley, I can't believe you put my hand in that bowl of warm water and covered my face in shaving cream, I'll get even, bastard!
MM, I want you to retract my name and address from that gay police officer fetish site, bitch!
Whisky, I don't appreciate walking outside my front door to find a crudley made paper machie scouser family sticking their fingers up at me when I walk out the door to get the milk, Bastard.
As for the rest of you that have done me wrong.... I will get my revenge and list the injustices soon enough, MARK MY WORDS.
:evil:
ASSHOLES!
Wacky, why did you piss over my micro machines collection, you bitch?
Cait, if I catch you filling my shoes up with water and sticking them in the freezer again.. Why I oughta..
Sardy, don't EVER dress my cats up as Oompa-Loompa's again! you crossed the line!
BlazerBoy, I expect that fresco of Milli Vanilli you painted on the south wall of my house with added speech bubbles calling me a cunt to be painted over by morning, you ass!
Eggs, My last bottle of Absolut! You stole it you, I can't.. words fail me!
Harkley, I can't believe you put my hand in that bowl of warm water and covered my face in shaving cream, I'll get even, bastard!
MM, I want you to retract my name and address from that gay police officer fetish site, bitch!
Whisky, I don't appreciate walking outside my front door to find a crudley made paper machie scouser family sticking their fingers up at me when I walk out the door to get the milk, Bastard.
As for the rest of you that have done me wrong.... I will get my revenge and list the injustices soon enough, MARK MY WORDS.
:evil:
ASSHOLES!