RIP 2 Broke Girls.

[Dr Dave]

 

[Loktar]

 

[CaptainWacky]

It lived a full life, on its own terms
Soon it'll be buried, and eaten by worms

Kat Dennings can star in the Cat Cleaners spin-off now!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It lasted 5 more seasons than I thought it would. I tip my hat to them all.

 

[Volpone]

They kind of ran out of things to do after about 2-3 years.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Never stopped 2 and a Half Men!

 

[Dr Dave]

2BG was a better show then that Chuck Lorre pile of shit.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Kat Dennings standing in front of a brick wall playing Animal Crossing for half an hour would be better than 2 and a Half Men (and most things.)

 

[Dr Dave]

That is true.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

If Kat Dennings finds herself destitute and in need of a place to stay I have a few spare rooms.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

She'll be just fine. She was a guest judge on RuPaul's Drag Race. She is one of THE CHOSEN ONES.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Her top five ranking in the last Wacky Hot One Hundred will help too.

 

[Volpone]

The CW should hire them to do a vampire spinoff called "Two Dead Girls." Or zombies. I guess vampires are kind of passe these days?

 

[CaptainWacky]

2 Dead Zombie Superhero Girls.

 

[Loktar]

2 Dead Zombie Superhero Girls.

One cup.

 

[Dr Dave]

No Loktar, just no.

 

[Loktar]

No Loktar, just no.

What? Why not? I only have one cup. Even Dead Zombie Superhero girls get thirsty.

 

[Dr Dave]

You could always buy more cups.

 

[Loktar]

For girls to poop in!

(this joke brought to you courtesy of Robert Schmigel and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.)

God I love poop jokes. Maybe someday I'll bring my "Coffee Makes Me Poop" mug to work.

 

[Volpone]

If you were in charge of NASA, what would be your #1 priority?