RIP MY BALLZ OFF OR TEAR MY HEART OUT

[The Dork Lord]

A human being was not meant to have both

 

[The Dork Lord]

It's unnatural

 

[Love Child]

Mmmm hmmmm

 

[Love Child]

Well I've got a pair of balls in my pocket actually-they aren't being used, I borrowed them from somebody else, or was I supposed to be watching them? Either way-I have more balls than heart, so here, you can have them ok!

 

[The Dork Lord]

No thank you Love Child, you may keep your balls.

 

[Gagh]

I always assumed you had no balls anyway, Pickle.

 

[The Dork Lord]

ZOMG CUZ I'M SUCH A WHINY EMO BITCH, RIGHT?

 

[Gagh]

I never said that, but you did.

 

[The Dork Lord]

I say it alot.

Trying to build an image n such.

I do have balls tho, you may suck on them.

If you promise not to bite

 

[Gagh]

I've already spat out two cherry pips today, thanks.

 

[The Dork Lord]

ZOMG LOLOLOL and such

 

[Gagh]

Is it dawn over there yet?

 

[The Dork Lord]

Way past dawn it's 7 in the morning already.

Maybe I'll stay up and watch HELLBOY 2 today?

 

[Gagh]

Wow. You weren't kidding about having no life. You've just sat up an entire night, right through dawn with no sleep?

Fuck. Thanks for making me feel better about the time I spend wasting time in wasting my time by wasting time on here.

 

[The Dork Lord]

I usually sleep during the day.

But yeah, I'm probably a bigger time waster than you.

Feel good about yourself

 

[Gagh]

Oh. I see.

 

[Dark Pickle]

I'm happy for you.

 

[jack]

I'm happy for you.

Me too