Robert Picardo just kicked my neighbor's dog.

[The Question]

I wish he would have stuck around. I wanted to thank him.

 

[Mentalist]

Bob massaged Captain Janeway with his huge holographic black dick.

 

[Harkley]

YOU KICK MY DOG, AND I AM GOING TO SHUE jOO

 

[The Question]

But is it not WRONG to shoe Jews against their will?

 

[Mentalist]

Empty shoes = proof of the holocaust. I BEAT THE QUESTION!!

COME BACK FROM THAT! AHAH YOU CFANT ITS SO PLAUSIqsdhnls;j

 

[The Question]

No, you did that wrong. Try it again, only this time call me a Nazi. But while I'm waiting for your next attack, I shall counterattack, indeed.

Full shoes = proof there was no Holocaust!

Jews in shoes means thats you lose! WHOO HOO's! :wf:

 

[Harkley]

MY DO G NEED OPERASHUN.

 

[The Question]

MY DO G NEED OPERASHUN.

Corn chips and salsa in a colostomy bag dropped from a helicopter hovering just off the roof of the Chrysler building. Yes. No. 27. 42. Hike! Woody Allen's severed head under attack by cheerleaders.

 

[Harkley]

ARE THE CHEERLEADERS HOT?

 

[The Question]

Yes, because it all goes down inside a gigantic microwave, and soon dinner shall be ser-uvved.

 

[Harkley]

THAts OK then becasue Porthos ATE SOUP.

 

[Mentalist]

A Night in Sickbay was like watching a lobotomy of a giant ant except it was nowhere near as interesting as that would of been or at all similar.

 

[Harkley]

I DONT EVEN THINK IT WAS ONE NIGHT.

IN SPACE, HOW CAN YOU TELL WHEN ITS NIGHT AND WHEN ITS DAY?!?!?!

 

[Mentalist]

A clock?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I CAN TELL IN SPACE IF IT'S STRAIGHT OR IF IT'S GHEY.

 

[Harkley]

BUT WAHT IF OYOU RUN OUTT OF BATTERIES?"!

 

[Mentalist]

Then you'd probably be dead from not being able to breath and stuff to worry about the time.

 

[The Question]

I DONT EVEN THINK IT WAS ONE NIGHT.

IN SPACE, HOW CAN YOU TELL WHEN ITS NIGHT AND WHEN ITS DAY?!?!?!

Same as on earth. It was night before you went to sleep, and it's morning whenever the hell you get around to waking up.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Living Witness was a good episode.

 

[Gagh]

Picardo should hurt more animals like LOL PLAYED THE COWBOY IN INNER SPACE Martin Short, or a rabbit, or something.