Rod Serling came back from the dead.

[The Question]

And stole one of my cigarettes. That zombie-fied little sumbitch.

 

[Gagh]

As Gagh watched idly, exclaiming WHO THE FUCK IS ZOMBIE ROD STERLING AND WHY IS HE STEALING CHEWING GUM FROM THE AMERICAN SOLDIERS?

 

[The Question]

Rod Serling was a tiny little chain-smoking ex-Army-corporal who created The Twilight Zone and talked funny and smoke cigarettes so hard it gave the robotic monkey slaves on the tobacco plantations chest pains but he never stopped until the day he died but I guess he's not satisfied with that so here he comes again LOOKOUT!

 

[Gagh]

You know who would make the bestest Zombie? HEADLESS VIC MORROW THAT'S WHO.

 

[The Question]

no, no, we can't go and let headless people have civil rights, there's no telling where it would end (actually it would probably end in Des Moine, Iowa)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

SUCK MY STRAW POLL ROD LOL

 

[Blindgroping]

"I'm the BOOGYMAN!

And I'm comin' to Get'Cha!!!"