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ROFL: This Guy got owned Good!!

starguard

Unluckiest Charm in the Box
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Lesson 1: When riding a bicycle, use both hands. There are two handgrips for a reason.
Lesson 2: Don't ride on pavement in a heavy rain. The hydroplane effect messes with cars. It laughs at bicycles.
Lesson 3: Don't be the dipshit in those pictures.
 
It's obvious that Bush is to blame for this horrific accident. His lack of a cohesive environmental policy, and his failure to sign the Kyoto treaty clearly increases the severity of rain throughout the world.

Bush's lax safety standards don't require that all bikes be equipped with airbags.

Fucking asshole.
 
^ Excellent. You are coming along just fine, my friend.

Now have some more of this kool-aid. It's good for you. Sting says so.

*wrings hands with evil glee*
 
Thats not being owned, if he had got run over afterwards, that would have been owned.

Thats just looking like a twat, and he should be used to that.
 
The real story is that this photographer knew there was a large pit in the road and when it rained it was invisible. It happened in China, b.t.w. He lay beside the road waiting for somebody to fall, as tens of other people had fallen there before him due to the extremely large hole in the middle of the road.
 
NO NO NO IT'S ALL BUSH'S FAULT HE GOES AROUND TRIPPING UNSUSPECTING CHINESE PEOPLE WHEN HE'S NOT CAUSING HURRICANES AND THEN ABANDONING BLACK PEOPLE TO STARVE AND EAT EACH OTHER AND THUS BECOME ZOMBIES!!!
 
BloodRayne said:
The real story is that this photographer knew there was a large pit in the road and when it rained it was invisible. It happened in China, b.t.w. He lay beside the road waiting for somebody to fall, as tens of other people had fallen there before him due to the extremely large hole in the middle of the road.

I guess two wongs do make a right.
 
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