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RULE BRITANNIA, YOU FUCKING YANKEE BITCHES!

Gagh

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YEAH, YOU FUCKING HEARD ME. WE WERE HERE FIRST, AND WE WERE TOO BUSTY PARTAKING IN OUR ALL-TIME FAVOURITE NATIONAL PASSTIME OF PERSECUTING THE FRENCH TO SEND ENOUGH TROOPS OVER TO LOOK AFTER YOUR MUDBALL! FUCKING RULE BRITANNIA YOU BITCHES! KISS MY FUCKING WHITE ENGLISH ARSE IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, YEAH MUTTTTTTTTHA!!! FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKASSJOI_)(!)_!(!
 
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AGGRO AGGRO FUCKING AGGRO!!!!!! BRITISH BOVVER BOYS!!!!!! DOC MARTINS IN YER FUCKIN HEADS YANKS!!!!!
 
Gagh said:
YEAH, YOU FUCKING HEARD ME. WE WERE HERE FIRST, AND WE WERE TOO BUSTY PARTAKING IN OUR ALL-TIME FAVOURITE NATIONAL PASSTIME OF PERSECUTING THE FRENCH TO SEND ENOUGH TROOPS OVER TO LOOK AFTER YOUR MUDBALL! FUCKING RULE BRITANNIA YOU BITCHES! KISS MY FUCKING WHITE ENGLISH ARSE IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, YEAH MUTTTTTTTTHA!!! FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKASSJOI_)(!)_!(!

OH YEAH WELL I'LL FUCKING SHOVE A YANKEE BOOT UP YOUR ASS YOU SISSY TEA DRINKING WANKERS WHILE I DRINK SOME MANLY COFFEE AND BEER WHILE I KICK YOUR UGLY BAD TEETH OUTTA YOUR GODDAMN MOUTHS!!!
 
Listen up you Yankee Doodle Dandee straw eating, shit bathing, inbred monkey flannel.

I should resurrect Shakespears bones and have him lay the smaketh comedeth dowenth on youreth asseth.
 
Loktar said:
OH YEAH WELL I'LL FUCKING SHOVE A YANKEE BOOT UP YOUR ASS YOU SISSY TEA DRINKING WANKERS WHILE I DRINK SOME MANLY COFFEE AND BEER WHILE I KICK YOUR UGLY BAD TEETH OUTTA YOUR GODDAMN MOUTHS!!!

HEADBUTT THE FILTHY, POWERLESS YANK!!!! BRIT THUG POWER LIKE A BOMB UPSIDE YOUR HEAD, BITCH!!!!!!! MOPED MOD MOD SHIT-KICKING WINKLE-PICKERS YEAH!(!)(!)_!)&!*!&&*!
 
Listen up You Queen Loving Queens, I should rape you and Queen with the Americanflag while I sing yankee doodle and a ressurected George washington pisses on Tony Blair while he plays ping pong with his tiny British balls.
 
IS THAT THE BEST YOU HAVE YOU FILTHY UNDERACHIEVING YANK SHIRTLIFTER? WE'RE FUCKING ENGLISH THUGS AND NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR VERBAL SKILLS YA FUCKING YANK WANKER WE'RE GONNA GIVE YA A FUCKING CHELSEA GRIN TO REMEMBER AND THROW YOUR BROKEN BODY BACK AT YOUR YANK DINNERMASHER PALS TO BE ROGERED TO DEATH WHILST YA WATCH EPISODES OF ALF, MASH & HILL STREET BLUES !!! ! LONG LIVE BRITANNIA!!! GOD SAVE THE BENNY HILL!!!
 
Gagh said:
IS THAT THE BEST YOU HAVE YOU FILTHY UNDERACHIEVING YANK SHIRTLIFTER? WE'RE FUCKING ENGLISH THUGS AND NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR VERBAL SKILLS YA FUCKING YANK WANKER WE'RE GONNA GIVE YA A FUCKING CHELSEA GRIN TO REMEMBER AND THROW YOUR BROKEN BODY BACK AT YOUR YANK DINNERMASHER PALS TO BE ROGERED TO DEATH WHILST YA WATCH EPISODES OF ALF, MASH & HILL STREET BLUES !!! ! LONG LIVE BRITANNIA!!! GOD SAVE THE BENNY HILL!!!

Yep thats about all I have. All I know about England I learned from watching Monty Python, Austin Power movies, and the fact we kicked your sorry asses back 300 years ago in the Revolutionary War.
 
SHIT KICK AAAAAGGGH!!!!!! KICK THUMP PUNCH-]i!{)!io! LOL NO FUCKIN VBRAINS!!!
 
UK IS THE BEST BECAUSE WE HAVE THE QUEEN AND QUEEN THE BARRY MANILOW AND BARRY THE EGG AND BARRY FROM EASTENDERS
 
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