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RWC

Lord Raffles

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Those of us who knew him best talk
about him often. I swear, the stuff
he pulled. It always makes us laugh.

Sometimes it makes me sad, though,
RWC being gone. I have to remind
myself that some birds aren't meant
to be caged, that's all. Their
feathers are just too bright...

...and when they fly away, the part
of you that knows it was a sin to
lock them up does rejoice...but still,
the forum you post on is that much more
drab and empty that they're gone.

I guess I just miss my friend.

 
As it is written,
if you love someone, set them free
if they return, it was meant to be
if they don't
hunt them down and kill them

Raffles, you know what you have to do.
 
Lord Raffles said:


Those of us who knew him best talk
about him often. I swear, the stuff
he pulled. It always makes us laugh.

Sometimes it makes me sad, though,
RWC being gone. I have to remind
myself that some birds aren't meant
to be caged, that's all. Their
feathers are just too bright...

...and when they fly away, the part
of you that knows it was a sin to
lock them up does rejoice...but still,
the forum you post on is that much more
drab and empty that they're gone.

I guess I just miss my friend.


I'm sure that, under a rock wall in a field somewhere, there's a small box buried near an obsidian stone that contains a vial of roofies, a pair of edible panties, a ball gag, a big tube of KY and a one-way bus ticket to P-Town.
 
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