Rylan Clark

[CaptainWacky]

And so the parade of arseholes begins...

 

[The Tomtrek]

AGHHGHhghhhhhh

 

[CaptainWacky]

Stop. Saying. "Drop me out." You. Prick.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

He's said it at least five times so far.

Doesn't actually seem like a bad person, but I don't watch the X-factor.

 

[CaptainWacky]

This ad break has been so long that I've lost all sense of identity.

 

[headvoid]

They should cover all his food with Gillian Taylforth before they give it to him.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He's so not Jepic.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He's actually making me root for Heidi and Spencer.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

But...but he's the gay one that everyone loves, right?

(I never saw him on X-Factor)

 

[headvoid]

Sexuality is a spectrum!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I just find him annoying.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

He seems good natured enough, but so bloody annoying.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I just have a higher ceiling for his particular brand of annoying I guess.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He's Poochie. Whenever he isn't on screen (which isn't very often) we get a scene of the other housemates talking about how great he is.

 

[CaptainWacky]

YOU DO REALISE we're going to get nothing but Rylan sympathy until Wednesday now...

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

But I can understand it, and I actually do sympathize with him. He is completely dumbfounded at how Specer & Heidi behave. This means he's actually a real person who hasn't seen such cynicism in his life. Makes me like him more.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

STOP FUCKING APOLOGIZING TO THEM, IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT THERY ARE HUMOURLESS, OVERSENSITIVE AND OBNOXIOUS.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He's really a terrible singer. So what's he actually going to do after this?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Being a terrible singer never stopped anyone from being a pop superstar.

 

[CaptainWacky]

JEDWARD OKAY.