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Saintlucifer is so rubbish

Lord Raffles

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THIS sodomite who, like a whore on heat, flaunts around our good forum as though some grotesque oracle of infinite wisdom. And yet the plebian in question has never been abroad in his entire life and knows nothing of economics. Saintlucifer is a basement dweller of the truest sense, that genuine pitiful class who never went to university and still hasn't figured out how to use chopsticks. From this elementary fact we can be rest assured that Saintlucifer could never, not in a million years enter a favorable restaurant recommended by Michael Winner and then, through the course of the meal proceed to glance at Andrew Lloyd Webber, who has ordered the Pâté de Lapin Aile de Raie aux Câpres - which I'm eating too, on account of Winner's faith on the dish. For all Michael's movies, I'll always regard him as a food above all else. The man simply has a good nose for finding restaurants that really give that basic, traditional taste. Good food, as Michael asserts, depends solely on it being simple and basic. Sushi, for example, is a very basic dish. Though exotic by western standards, Sushi employs merely very basic ingredients; The typical Japanese meal consists of a bowl of rice (gohan), a bowl of miso soup (miso shiru), pickled vegetables (tsukemono) and fish or meat. While rice is the staple food, several kinds of noodles (udon, soba and ramen) are cheap and very popular for light meals. As an island nation, the Japanese take great pride in their seafood. A wide variety of fish, squid, octopus, eel, and shellfish appear in all kinds of dishes from sushi to tempura.

This is why Michael loves Sushi, as do Andrew and I.

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The Winning Formula: Michael Winner.
































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Smells like your mother...


 
Fresh fish does not have a fishy odor. If it does, it's gone west and shouldn't be eaten unless you would like to become one with your commode.
 
Lord Raffles said:
THIS sodomite who, like a whore on heat, flaunts around our good forum as though some grotesque oracle of infinite wisdom. And yet the plebian in question has never been abroad in his entire life and knows nothing of economics. Saintlucifer is a basement dweller of the truest sense, that genuine pitiful class who never went to university and still hasn't figured out how to use chopsticks. From this elementary fact we can be rest assured that Saintlucifer could never, not in a million years enter a favorable restaurant recommended by Michael Winner and then, through the course of the meal proceed to glance at Andrew Lloyd Webber, who has ordered the Pâté de Lapin Aile de Raie aux Câpres - which I'm eating too, on account of Winner's faith on the dish. For all Michael's movies, I'll always regard him as a food above all else. The man simply has a good nose for finding restaurants that really give that basic, traditional taste. Good food, as Michael asserts, depends solely on it being simple and basic. Sushi, for example, is a very basic dish. Though exotic by western standards, Sushi employs merely very basic ingredients; The typical Japanese meal consists of a bowl of rice (gohan), a bowl of miso soup (miso shiru), pickled vegetables (tsukemono) and fish or meat. While rice is the staple food, several kinds of noodles (udon, soba and ramen) are cheap and very popular for light meals. As an island nation, the Japanese take great pride in their seafood. A wide variety of fish, squid, octopus, eel, and shellfish appear in all kinds of dishes from sushi to tempura.

This is why Michael loves Sushi, as do Andrew and I.

1michael_winner.jpg


The Winning Formula: Michael Winner.

sushi.gif

Smells like your mother...




THIS sodomite who, like a whore on heat, flaunts around our good forum as though some grotesque oracle of infinite wisdom

Tell me my good little Chinaman, how does one become like a whore ON heat? Perhaps the whore in question is seated upon the top of a stove with its elements still left activated? Now then, what is that whore (your momma) doing on the top of a stove in the first place? I prithee an explanation worthy of speech.

And yet the plebian in question has never been abroad in his entire life and knows nothing of economics.

Hint: Never begin a sentence with 'and'. Out of curiousity, what is a 'plebian'? There is no such word silly little puke. Surely you meant 'plebeian' yes? Someone is in dire need of an education.

I should like to ask, what does one's travel habits have to do with economics? Whilst it is true I have never gone beyond either Canada or the USA, how does this affect my knowledge of economics? Especially since the large majority of my family still resides in Great Britain, that inventor of modern-day economics.


Saintlucifer is a basement dweller of the truest sense, that genuine pitiful class who never went to university and still hasn't figured out how to use chopsticks.

How does one 'dwell' in a part of the house he uses for storing his washer-dryer, his furnace, his water heater, his hockey equipment and various other items? Completely irrelevant naturally. Tell me, how are things with you living in the bedroom next to mommy?

I never went to university? Since you make the claim, it must therefore be true, even if I know otherwise. Again, irrelevant.

You are correct with your assumption about me and chopsticks. Oddly enough, I never saw fit to bother even trying chopsticks therefore it is most difficult for one to 'figure out how to use them'. I am not a slant-eyed savage. My people invented the spoon and fork for a reason. It is not my fault the Chinks and Nips were too dumb to come up with so simple a utensil. The use of chopsticks by the Chinks and Nips merely goes further to prove my thesis that we, the Anglo-Saxons, are indeed the greatest race to ever walk the face of the earth. We do not use chopsticks, nor do we attempt to bother with learning to use them, simply because we are a SUPERIOR race.



From this elementary fact we can be rest assured that Saintlucifer could never, not in a million years enter a favorable restaurant recommended by Michael Winner and then, through the course of the meal proceed to glance at Andrew Lloyd Webber, who has ordered the Pâté de Lapin Aile de Raie aux Câpres - which I'm eating too, on account of Winner's faith on the dish.

That would be 'favourable' my dear Chink child. Who the fuck is Michael Winner and for that matter, who the fuck cares? Is not Andrew Lloyd Webber British? Case rested.

Note: One cannot say 'we can be rest assured'. One must say 'we can rest assured'. Please do not argue a language my ancestors created.

Being British, I would never deign to bother with food produced by the inferior Gallic pigs. We did not beat the shit out of them for over 600 years only to eat their garbage. A superior does not deign to eat the food of an inferior.


Though exotic by western standards, Sushi employs merely very basic ingredients;

Japanese foods are 'exotic' in that we would never bother to eat that shit. You do understand sushi is RAW fish? We Anglo-Saxons have not eaten raw fish in over 2000 years. This would suggest the Japanese are dumb fucks. Too stupid to learn something as simple as cooking. Ask any meat packaging firm why they would suggest you cook your hamburger meat at a high temperature and for a long time, then you will understand why the Japanese are complete morons. All those years of their compatriots dying yet they had not a clue what was felling them. Perhaps they should have cooked the fish all that time after all yes? I would suggest Japan's population would have been far greater as a result. Alas, their stupidity kept their population to a more manageable level, especially since the Nips breed like rabbits.
 
SaintLucifer said:
Tell me my good little Chinaman, how does one become like a whore ON heat? Perhaps the whore in question is seated upon the top of a stove with its elements still left activated? Now then, what is that whore (your momma) doing on the top of a stove in the first place? I prithee an explanation worthy of speech.



Hint: Never begin a sentence with 'and'. Out of curiousity, what is a 'plebian'? There is no such word silly little puke. Surely you meant 'plebeian' yes? Someone is in dire need of an education.

I should like to ask, what does one's travel habits have to do with economics? Whilst it is true I have never gone beyond either Canada or the USA, how does this affect my knowledge of economics? Especially since the large majority of my family still resides in Great Britain, that inventor of modern-day economics.




How does one 'dwell' in a part of the house he uses for storing his washer-dryer, his furnace, his water heater, his hockey equipment and various other items? Completely irrelevant naturally. Tell me, how are things with you living in the bedroom next to mommy?

I never went to university? Since you make the claim, it must therefore be true, even if I know otherwise. Again, irrelevant.

You are correct with your assumption about me and chopsticks. Oddly enough, I never saw fit to bother even trying chopsticks therefore it is most difficult for one to 'figure out how to use them'. I am not a slant-eyed savage. My people invented the spoon and fork for a reason. It is not my fault the Chinks and Nips were too dumb to come up with so simple a utensil. The use of chopsticks by the Chinks and Nips merely goes further to prove my thesis that we, the Anglo-Saxons, are indeed the greatest race to ever walk the face of the earth. We do not use chopsticks, nor do we attempt to bother with learning to use them, simply because we are a SUPERIOR race.





That would be 'favourable' my dear Chink child. Who the fuck is Michael Winner and for that matter, who the fuck cares? Is not Andrew Lloyd Webber British? Case rested.

Note: One cannot say 'we can be rest assured'. One must say 'we can rest assured'. Please do not argue a language my ancestors created.

Being British, I would never deign to bother with food produced by the inferior Gallic pigs. We did not beat the shit out of them for over 600 years only to eat their garbage. A superior does not deign to eat the food of an inferior.




Japanese foods are 'exotic' in that we would never bother to eat that shit. You do understand sushi is RAW fish? We Anglo-Saxons have not eaten raw fish in over 2000 years. This would suggest the Japanese are dumb fucks. Too stupid to learn something as simple as cooking. Ask any meat packaging firm why they would suggest you cook your hamburger meat at a high temperature and for a long time, then you will understand why the Japanese are complete morons. All those years of their compatriots dying yet they had not a clue what was felling them. Perhaps they should have cooked the fish all that time after all yes? I would suggest Japan's population would have been far greater as a result. Alas, their stupidity kept their population to a more manageable level, especially since the Nips breed like rabbits.


Please, keep typing.
 
Lord Raffles said:
Please, keep typing.

Thank you. I have now clearly tossed your own words right into your face. When last I stated how much of a bag of wind you were with your long posts, you simply argued that I had not the intellect to read the very same. Yet here we are, with a long post as completed by the great SaintLucifer and all you can come up with is 'please, keep typing'? Someone's a hypocrite about long posts, a trait you share with the fugly MISS MANNERS.
 
SaintLucifer said:
Thank you. I have now clearly tossed your own words right into your face. When last I stated how much of a bag of wind you were with your long posts, you simply argued that I had not the intellect to read the very same. Yet here we are, with a long post as completed by the great SaintLucifer and all you can come up with is 'please, keep typing'? Someone's a hypocrite about long posts, a trait you share with the fugly MISS MANNERS.

It's really your choice if you really feel the need to over analyze my copy+paste skilz. :laugh:
 
Lord Raffles said:
It's really your choice if you really feel the need to over analyze my copy+paste skilz. :laugh:

Thank you for further proving my point about you using insult generators. One requires copy+paste skills for those. Strange that I never use my own copy+paste skills. Could it be simply due to the fact my words are exactly that, my words? You speak of my low intellect, yet every word I post is my very own. Unlike you, I need not visit various websites in the hopes I may discover wording which I can copy and paste as a post here. This would indeed suggest it is you who are clearly my inferior. Silly little Chink girl that you are.
 
SaintLucifer said:
Thank you for further proving my point about you using insult generators. One requires copy+paste skills for those. Strange that I never use my own copy+paste skills. Could it be simply due to the fact my words are exactly that, my words? You speak of my low intellect, yet every word I post is my very own. Unlike you, I need not visit various websites in the hopes I may discover wording which I can copy and paste as a post here. This would indeed suggest it is you who are clearly my inferior. Silly little Chink girl that you are.

To put it bluntly, I simply don't feel the need to waste my words on the likes of you.
 
Being banned after less than 10 posts at any site is NOT trolling. It's just stupidity.
 
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