SaintLucifer's theme song discovered!?!?!?!?!?!/!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!??![]kl;k]

[Tyrant]

You know it's kind of hard
Just to get along today
Our subject isn't cool
But he fakes it anyway
He may not have a clue
And he may not have style
But everything he lacks
Well he makes up in denial!!!!11111

So don't debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
He's gonna play the field, and keep it real
For you no way, for you no way
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate
At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake
The world needs wannabe's

Hey hey, do that brand new thing!

He needs some cool tunes
Not just any will suffice
But they didn't have Ice Cube
So he bought Vanilla Ice
Now cruising in his Pinto, he sees homies as he pass
But if he looks twice
They're gonna kick his lily ass!

Now he's getting a tattoo
He's gettin' ink done
He asked for a '13', but they drew a '31'
Friends say he's trying too hard
And he's not quite hip
But in his own mind
He's the dopest trip

So don't debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
He's gonna play the field, and keep it real
For you no way, for you no way
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate
At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake
The world needs wannabe's
The world loves wannabe's
So let's get some more wannabe's
And do that brand new thing

 

[FBI parte due]

No Job for Mitch


I back into big woman she live across the street
peeled out in walmart had to get new car feet
so now i have big bill, time to get ill
got to work, gonna take it like pill
so i looked in the classified advertisements
found a hip hop gym where girls and guys met
they want a instructor for aerobic class
so i guess i can rap and make some cash
I figure that that won’t be so bad
So then I go ahead and I call the ad
I show up at gym and work for one day
get hired on Saturday and fired on Sunday
They did not respect my rapping ability
My green spandex or my dancing agility
guess i'm back to a job looking for
I’m sure I'm still fired from the cookie store


I, do, not, steal
I bring my own meal
I'm always on time
at register i rhyme


Now i start looking for a job i enjoy more
found a help wanted down at a toy store
the building painted like a depressing rainbow
toys are u.s. that was the name though
the next day i go for an interviewing
the manager tell me "hey what you doing?"
Quit staring at picture of my daughter
dont drink that, thats not your water
So I ask; WHAT no employee perks?
I have to work with dirty kids and annoying clerks
Quit grilling me you quacky small talker
I ride my board like a wacky wall walker
I work hard and keep a sober brain
mellow yellow gives me no over hang
but hey manager, you pass my interview
I'll start work to morrow at 2


I, do, not, steal
I bring my own meal
I'm always on time
At register I rhyme

So I can show my Toys R U.S. pride
I paint a rainbow on my shirt and wear it outside
I go to work the next day but not to play
When I show up they say, Mitch hey go away
You did not get job Mitch you don’t receive our pay
what? It’s not up to you if I work today
That’s right when I saw officer Ernie
With tazor and night stick ready to burn me
He grab me but I try to stand tough
I arrive a free man but leave in handcuff
So I try starting business where I paint your pet
without your permission a suprise you get
That idea didn't work like all the other ones
my money's going faster than mother's buttered buns
I can't believe I let all of this happen
I'm going to make a full time job from rappin

 

[Sarek]

I always pictured him doing the chicken to the Teletubies theme song.

 

[Gagh]

I think this is more him:

*Ooh stick you
Your mama too
And your daddy…
Ooh stick you
Your mama too
And your daddy…

Ooh stick you
Your mama too
And your daddy…

Ooh stick you
Ooh stick you! "

Your mama, your daddy
Your greasy, greasy grandmammy
You got a hole in your panty
Got a big behind like Frankenstein
Going beep-beep-beep down Sesame Street
Toot-toot-toot wear army boots
In your ear with a can of beer
Up your butt with a coconut
OOOHHHH!

" Ooh stick you..." [Repeat Chorus]

You go girl!
EEEEEEEEHHHHHHH!
OOOOOHHHHHHHH!
EYE!


Do you want me to tell you what I really think about you?

You got facial hair like a polar bear
You blow up like a toad and then explode
Your face looks mean like Halloween
You got big red eyes like cherry pies
You got the IQ of a digeridoo
You look insane and got no brain
You got a big fat belly like a bowl full of jelly
Your fat mum Milly looks like Free Willy

" Ooh stick you..." [Repeat Chorus]

You go girl!
Ride 'em cowboy!
Yee-ha!
Giddy up horsey!
Ride 'em cowboy!
Pew! Pew! Pew!
It’s like a horror movie isn't it?
OOHH!
Ride 'em cowboy!
Ooh Ooh Eee!
Ride 'em cowboy!

Do you wanna know what
I really think about you?

You're a little kid that looks like a squid- oh no!
You've got a bad perm like a can of worms- oh no!
Cheeks like a balloon ; face like a baboon- oh no!
Everybody knows you eat the nails from your toes & you rub 'em in dirt and eat them for dessert!

Whatever!

" Ooh stick you..." [Repeat Chorus]

ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
eye!!!!!!!!!

You got ears on your face like spock in space!
You got teeth in your head like Mr Ed!
Everybody knows you put fleas in cheese, mix them with glue and use it like shampoo!

What?

Ping-pong why am I saying ping-pong?
Ping-pong Ping-pong Ping-pong!
Whatever whatever whatever!

" Ooh stick you..." [Repeat Chorus to fade]