Sarek's LOVEletters

[Tyrant]

Can't post them in their entirety due to post limitations. Ha ha.


"A" :

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All the way up to 'r'!

Here's one entitled 'Fuck stick' :

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A bunch of big smile images

Should I point out that I'm not gay?

 

[Sarek]

Should I point out that I'm not gay?

That's not what Henoch said. :smooch:

 

[Lord Raffles]

Dear Messanger,

This letter is prompted by the noblest of impulses so don't misunderstand the noble mission it is going to convey.

When I met you, as if by a God-sent blessing, I thought that I saw a light of soft understanding. What had come over me? I was not like this before. Yes before I met you, I lived a peaceful life. I could go and return home and feel no trouble. But now, I am disturbed mind and soul.

It cannot be my imagination or is it that love has struck too deeply and that I must pay sacrifice for what is asked of me? I have tried to restrain myself. I have tried to stifle my longings knowing that I am not even fit to grace your side. But Cupid's orders are imperative. Who am I to battle the call of fate? I know that when I saw you, Cupid had marked me for his victim. Yes, it is love that has taken root in my heart. But I have been so foolish to hug delusions to my heart. I should not have persisted even when I saw the shadow of your winsome smile.

Let me console myself that I have loved you in name only, a way that lingers only in imagination, in a mere dreams, in fantasy, the creation of mind. Here I am still longing for your attention. I love you!

Always take care...,

Sarek

 

[Sarek]

^I can't write that well.

And, there's not enough spelling errors.

 

[Tyrant]

Dear Messanger,

This letter is prompted by the noblest of impulses so don't misunderstand the noble mission it is going to convey.

When I met you, as if by a God-sent blessing, I thought that I saw a light of soft understanding. What had come over me? I was not like this before. Yes before I met you, I lived a peaceful life. I could go and return home and feel no trouble. But now, I am disturbed mind and soul.

It cannot be my imagination or is it that love has struck too deeply and that I must pay sacrifice for what is asked of me? I have tried to restrain myself. I have tried to stifle my longings knowing that I am not even fit to grace your side. But Cupid's orders are imperative. Who am I to battle the call of fate? I know that when I saw you, Cupid had marked me for his victim. Yes, it is love that has taken root in my heart. But I have been so foolish to hug delusions to my heart. I should not have persisted even when I saw the shadow of your winsome smile.

Let me console myself that I have loved you in name only, a way that lingers only in imagination, in a mere dreams, in fantasy, the creation of mind. Here I am still longing for your attention. I love you!

Always take care...,

Sarek

Exactly what he sent me.

 

[Sarek]

LOL!

 

[Cranky Bastard]

http://www.tristancafe.com/forum/36462

 

[Elrod Jericoho 1]

Sarek bends over whilst jack massages & Cranky films.

 

[jack]

And Elrod is sad because he got baby batter on his double bagged Transformers #1 chrome edition.

He blew off a date with a hot babe, because he was convinced she was a guy.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Even Elrod has standards? Or was it really a guy and the adam's apple was too big?

 

[Gagh]

FAT BOY SAREK IS NEGGING IN HEAVEN.