A question first brought up by the ancient Greek philosopher Xenophanes, when he and other homos pondered the riddle "How many of Sarek's nuts will fit in the eye of a needle?" Some argued only 2, others argued 20,000, while recent theories involve them being limited only by Avogadro's number.
However, it was Aquinas who first put forth the startling argument that an infinite number of Sarek's balls would fit into the eye of a needle, as they impossible to detect beyond the realm of metaphysics.
Unfortunately, as a captured Sarek can only be pacified by a barbed-wire baseball bat shoved firmly up its arse, many do not survive in captivity, making direct experimentation impossible. Thus they remain free in the wild, enjoying their favorite pastime, 'Hunt the braincell.'
Discuss.
However, it was Aquinas who first put forth the startling argument that an infinite number of Sarek's balls would fit into the eye of a needle, as they impossible to detect beyond the realm of metaphysics.
Unfortunately, as a captured Sarek can only be pacified by a barbed-wire baseball bat shoved firmly up its arse, many do not survive in captivity, making direct experimentation impossible. Thus they remain free in the wild, enjoying their favorite pastime, 'Hunt the braincell.'
Discuss.
