Satan Mcevil thinks that what he is doing is original and cool

[Panda]

...but actually we've seen this done a zillion times before, and a zillion times better.

I weep for the art of trolling....

 

[Cranky Bastard]

I know him - this isn't an "attack" so if you thought so, you're reading him wrong.

This is exactly his way of saying he loves you.

If you think I'm bullshitting you, you're reading me wrong, too.