Say Goodnight to the Bad Guy.

[The Dork Lord]

Or say "fuck you" to the bad guy.

Or whatever you want to say or don't say.

Now might be the time to say it.

Before I fuck off and go to hell again.

 

[Kitty]

You bury them cockah-roaches?

 

[The Dork Lord]

SIT IN SATAN'S LAP AND TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT FOR CUNTMAS!

 

[Kitty]

The Badlands is like a great big pussy just waiting to get fucked?

 

[The Dork Lord]

The Badlands is like a great big pussy just waiting to get fucked?

SOmetimes it can be tight.

The Badlands does kegels

 

[Loktar]

Or say "fuck you" to the bad guy.

Or whatever you want to say or don't say.

Now might be the time to say it.

Before I fuck off and go to hell again.

Jesus Fucking Christ! Get over yourself already!

*sigh*

 

[The Dork Lord]

Ok, so you wanted to say that.

I'm glad you got that off your chest.

Now tell me the size and shape of the grain of sand in your clit:

and what we can do to dig it out.

:bigass:

 

[Loktar]

Ok, so you wanted to say that.

I'm glad you got that off your chest.

Now tell me the size and shape of the grain of sand in your clit:

and what we can do to dig it out.

:bigass:

I don't need it dug out. I'm opening a women-only nude beach.

 

[Kitty]

in your pantz?

 

[Loktar]

in your pantz?

Yep. Already got the volleyballs.

 

[Kitty]

*spikes one of Loktar's volleyballs*

 

[Dick Prickle]

de la playa?

 

[Loktar]

LOL. Thats as close as I got to a real life gay phase. (Writing those gay erotic Spanish sentences)

 

[Dick Prickle]

Being a virgin tho, how do you know for sure?

 

[Loktar]

Being a virgin tho, how do you know for sure?

I don't. I have wondered what it feels like to kiss a dude. Haven't thought about it in awhile though and not often.

I'm not gay though. I'm opposed to sticking my penis in the poop chute.

 

[Kitty]

I'm not gay though. I'm opposed to sticking my penis in the poop chute.

That doesnt make you ghey, does it? You do realize women have ass holes too.

Sucking another man's dick is the real litmus test right?

 

[Loktar]

That doesnt make you ghey, does it? You do realize women have ass holes too.

Sucking another man's dick is the real litmus test right?

I'm opposed to that too. Especially since its been in the poop chute.

I wouldn't do anal on a women either.

(Ok maybe Love Child if she asked me nicely)

 

[Dick Prickle]

You don't know wht you'd do, because you haven't done any of it. Therefore you don't know how any of it feels.

That was my point.

 

[Loktar]

You don't know wht you'd do, because you haven't done any of it. Therefore you don't know how any of it feels.

That was my point.

Ok then.

 

[Dark Pickle]

aight den g