The Question
Eternal
Holocaust historians have long upheld Zyklon-B delousing agent as the means of operation behind the Third Reich's horrific extermination programme.
But it is only now that Jewish Holocaust scholars, Jewish forensic scientists and an elite cadre of Jewish technical engineers are able to come forward and correct the historical record by revealing the existence of a highly clandestine and shockingly effective Nazi technology known only by the foreboding code-name, Projekt: Geistmist -- or by the more comprehensible and far more terrifying word... teleflatulence.
Developed by a young Werner Von Braun in his family's own kitchen, the first successful tests of teleflatulence were carried out using the family's loyal canine Wurstgesicht (which Jewish translators advise us means "Jew-Eating Savior Dog Of The Master Race" in German). The tests were simple: the diabolical teenaged mastermind would consume precisely 172.04 kilograms of sauerkraut laced with strychnine, after which he would beat himself, shoot himself in the head and then cremate himself atop Mt. Everest in a Dixie cup. 45-60 seconds later, the teleflatulence effect would erupt from an undisclosed location, and young Werner would correctly point out the devilish tail-wagging of the four-legged furry executioner Wurstgesicht. This test was repeated by Werner von Braun himself successfully several hundred times, not only for Adolph Hitler but for other fascist dictators of the time, including Ronald Reagan, Ronald McDonald and Rodney Dangerfield, who reportedly found the display to be chillingly disrespectful.
In conclusion, eat at Joe's.
But it is only now that Jewish Holocaust scholars, Jewish forensic scientists and an elite cadre of Jewish technical engineers are able to come forward and correct the historical record by revealing the existence of a highly clandestine and shockingly effective Nazi technology known only by the foreboding code-name, Projekt: Geistmist -- or by the more comprehensible and far more terrifying word... teleflatulence.
Developed by a young Werner Von Braun in his family's own kitchen, the first successful tests of teleflatulence were carried out using the family's loyal canine Wurstgesicht (which Jewish translators advise us means "Jew-Eating Savior Dog Of The Master Race" in German). The tests were simple: the diabolical teenaged mastermind would consume precisely 172.04 kilograms of sauerkraut laced with strychnine, after which he would beat himself, shoot himself in the head and then cremate himself atop Mt. Everest in a Dixie cup. 45-60 seconds later, the teleflatulence effect would erupt from an undisclosed location, and young Werner would correctly point out the devilish tail-wagging of the four-legged furry executioner Wurstgesicht. This test was repeated by Werner von Braun himself successfully several hundred times, not only for Adolph Hitler but for other fascist dictators of the time, including Ronald Reagan, Ronald McDonald and Rodney Dangerfield, who reportedly found the display to be chillingly disrespectful.
In conclusion, eat at Joe's.
