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SECRET REVEALED! OS@M@ & THE SAINT ARE BUTTBUDDIES!!

SaintLucifer

beer, I want beer
Please take a look at this image of OS@M@ and THE SAINT during their vacation together! Doesn't OS@M@ look somewhat younger? Perhaps his buttfucking days with THE SAINT made him feel and look younger yes?

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SaintLucifer said:
Please take a look at this image

*ROTFLMAO* The "great" SaintLucifer no longer attempts to mask his outright begging. My dear SaintLosifer, I have not forgotten about you. You shall have a place in my court as jester or footrest, but only if you ask nicely.
 
SaintPwnsalot said:
*ROTFLMAO* The "great" SaintLucifer no longer attempts to mask his outright begging. My dear SaintLosifer, I have not forgotten about you. You shall have a place in my court as jester or footrest, but only if you ask nicely.

I have manners because I was raised by the ultimate civilisers of this planet, the Anglo-Saxons. Yet you consider this to be 'begging'? I daresay it does not surprise me to discover manners completely escape you. I guess you were too busy being beaten on a daily basis by your mother.

Ah, the old tried and failed 'SaintLosifer'. I cannot even begin to make an attempt at guessing the number of times others have come up with the same idiotic moniker.

No matter. How is my follower these days? Do you continue to learn from the great SaintLucifer? Have you now the courage to ask fatass, ugly motherfucker whores out on a date? Remember, one step at a time my dear follower. Now then, in order to show me how much you worship me, I would suggest you ask your daddy to piss and shit into your mouth. In effect, your master SaintLucifer commands you to use your mouth as daddy's personal toilet.
 
SaintLucifer said:

I have manners because I was raised by the ultimate civilisers of this planet, the Anglo-Saxons. Yet you consider this to be 'begging'? I daresay it does not surprise me to discover manners completely escape you. I guess you were too busy being beaten on a daily basis by your mother.

Ah, the old tried and failed 'SaintLosifer'. I cannot even begin to make an attempt at guessing the number of times others have come up with the same idiotic moniker.

No matter. How is my follower these days? Do you continue to learn from the great SaintLucifer? Have you now the courage to ask fatass, ugly motherfucker whores out on a date? Remember, one step at a time my dear follower. Now then, in order to show me how much you worship me, I would suggest you ask your daddy to piss and shit into your mouth. In effect, your master SaintLucifer commands you to use your mouth as daddy's personal toilet.
Your post is the world's greatest proof of reincarnation; no one could get that dumb in just one lifetime. In future, kindly proofread your posts before assaulting unsuspecting readers of this message board with a litany of misspellings, egregious grammatical errors, and other verbal atrocities.

When I want your monkey-brained opinion I'll rattle your cage, okay? I understand what you are trying to say, even though you obviously don't. Oh well, at least you only charge what your free advice is worth. As Robert Wilensky said: "We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true."

If that post was intended as a joke, you forgot to include the punch line. If I had wanted to talk to somebody with your personality, I would be at the damn pet store talking to the lizards. Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you weren't so dense that light bends around you; if your weren't so fat that when you run, you make the CD player skip at the radio station, or if you didn't have a face that makes Medusa look like a supermodel. Nah, of course you would.

Please try to have some small idea of what in the hell you're talking about before you try to post again.
 
SaintPwnsalot said:
Your post is the world's greatest proof of reincarnation; no one could get that dumb in just one lifetime. In future, kindly proofread your posts before assaulting unsuspecting readers of this message board with a litany of misspellings, egregious grammatical errors, and other verbal atrocities.

When I want your monkey-brained opinion I'll rattle your cage, okay? I understand what you are trying to say, even though you obviously don't. Oh well, at least you only charge what your free advice is worth. As Robert Wilensky said: "We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true."

If that post was intended as a joke, you forgot to include the punch line. If I had wanted to talk to somebody with your personality, I would be at the damn pet store talking to the lizards. Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you weren't so dense that light bends around you; if your weren't so fat that when you run, you make the CD player skip at the radio station, or if you didn't have a face that makes Medusa look like a supermodel. Nah, of course you would.

Please try to have some small idea of what in the hell you're talking about before you try to post again.

Someone's having a meltdown. I take it you are angry that I never pay attention to my most ardent follower? Do not feel left out dear child, for I have many a follower that I have chosen to ignore just as I have you. Perhaps one day I will see fit to recognise your efforts to suck my cock as a means of worship. Feel free to roam about Troll Kingdom in order of the great SaintLucifer. Continue to let others know you worship me. How's the shrine to yours truly coming along these days? Do you continue to pray 5 times a day before my very name? Quite understandable. I hope that one day, you will grow out of this childish phase of worshipping your betters. Oftentimes, I find having a fan follow me about to be most certainly annoying, if not worrisome.
 
SaintLucifer said:
Someone's having a meltdown. I take it you are angry that I never pay attention to my most ardent follower? Do not feel left out dear child, for I have many a follower that I have chosen to ignore just as I have you. Perhaps one day I will see fit to recognise your efforts to suck my cock as a means of worship. Feel free to roam about Troll Kingdom in order of the great SaintLucifer. Continue to let others know you worship me. How's the shrine to yours truly coming along these days? Do you continue to pray 5 times a day before my very name? Quite understandable. I hope that one day, you will grow out of this childish phase of worshipping your betters. Oftentimes, I find having a fan follow me about to be most certainly annoying, if not worrisome.

I refer to your latest discharge of plebeian verbiage; in which, you have proven, once again, that there is no such thing as unutterable nonsense. You should offer your posting style to hospital operating theatres as a highly-effective alternative to unconsciousness-inducing medications.

You amaze me! I didn't think it was possible for one person to possess such a vast reservoir of undiluted gibberish! You could type every thing you know on the subject on back of a microscopic postage stamp and still have room leftover for a shopping list. Have you ever noticed that whenever you sit behind a keyboard, some idiot starts typing? As Ellen Glasgow once remarked: "He knows so little and knows it so fluently."

Most repair manuals are far more interesting than you, and far less turgid to read. Why don't you close your mouth before someone sticks an apple in it? Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you weren't so dumb that even blondes tell jokes about you; if your weren't so fat that all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 80 Patrons OR You.", or if you didn't have a face so ugly that your Psychiatrist makes you lie face down. Who am I kidding? You would.

In closing, I suggest the next time that you feel an urge to embarrass yourself and bore others, that you summon all your might, and resist.
 
SaintPwnsalot said:
I refer to your latest discharge of plebeian verbiage; in which, you have proven, once again, that there is no such thing as unutterable nonsense. You should offer your posting style to hospital operating theatres as a highly-effective alternative to unconsciousness-inducing medications.

You amaze me! I didn't think it was possible for one person to possess such a vast reservoir of undiluted gibberish! You could type every thing you know on the subject on back of a microscopic postage stamp and still have room leftover for a shopping list. Have you ever noticed that whenever you sit behind a keyboard, some idiot starts typing? As Ellen Glasgow once remarked: "He knows so little and knows it so fluently."

Most repair manuals are far more interesting than you, and far less turgid to read. Why don't you close your mouth before someone sticks an apple in it? Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you weren't so dumb that even blondes tell jokes about you; if your weren't so fat that all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 80 Patrons OR You.", or if you didn't have a face so ugly that your Psychiatrist makes you lie face down. Who am I kidding? You would.

In closing, I suggest the next time that you feel an urge to embarrass yourself and bore others, that you summon all your might, and resist.

Most curious. Someone has paid INSULTMONGER a visit. Well done! Finished that shrine in my honour yet little man?
 
SaintLucifer said:
Most curious. Someone has paid INSULTMONGER a visit. Well done! Finished that shrine in my honour yet little man?
And yet, you engaged him before finally figuring it out.
 
MessengerX said:
And yet, you engaged him before finally figuring it out.

Stupid fucker aren't you? It was the first time I ever engaged him, yet I figured it out immediately. I checked through the site. Seems the rest of you were busy engaging him for long periods of time, yet not a word about anything. Most curious indeed yes?
 
SaintLucifer said:
Stupid fucker aren't you? It was the first time I ever engaged him, yet I figured it out immediately. I checked through the site. Seems the rest of you were busy engaging him for long periods of time, yet not a word about anything. Most curious indeed yes?


Uh-huh:


Someone's having a meltdown. I take it you are angry that I never pay attention to my most ardent follower? Do not feel left out dear child, for I have many a follower that I have chosen to ignore just as I have you. Perhaps one day I will see fit to recognise your efforts to suck my cock as a means of worship. Feel free to roam about Troll Kingdom in order of the great SaintLucifer. Continue to let others know you worship me. How's the shrine to yours truly coming along these days? Do you continue to pray 5 times a day before my very name? Quite understandable. I hope that one day, you will grow out of this childish phase of worshipping your betters. Oftentimes, I find having a fan follow me about to be most certainly annoying, if not worrisome.
 
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