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Unluckiest Charm in the Box
...There was once a man that took a business trip. While boarding the plane, he was amazed to see that his first class seat was right next to this giant parrot. This parrot was by far the biggest parrot he had ever seen in his life. It was even bigger than most of the passengers. Once the plane took off, the stewardess came and asked them both “What would you like to drink”?
The man answered “I’d like a Coke please”. The parrot said:
Aaraat “Gimme a Gin on the rocks” Aaraaat
The stewardess poured the drink for the parrot, then moved on while forgetting the man’s coke. About a half-hour later she came back again and asked,” What would you like to drink? Again the man asked for a coke. The parrot “which was now becoming slightly intoxicated yelled out. “ Gimme another Gin God dammit and be quick about it”! The nervous stewardess hurriedly poured the parrot his drink and, again left without giving the man his coke. The man said “O.K. this is the second time she’s forgotten my order.”
Another half-hour later the stewardess comes again and asks, “what would you like to drink. The man, for the third time now, asked for a coke. The parrot, which was now completely sauced yelled out real loud “LOOK YOU STUPID BITCH, GIMME ANOTHER GODDAMN GIN AND BE SNAPPY WITH IT”. The poor stewardess hurried and poured the bird his drink while again for third time forgot the mans coke
The man, now furiated, decided to take his cue from the bird thinking that this is the only way to get service and yelled out. LOOK YOU FUCKING WHORE, THREE TIMES I ASKED FOR A STUPID COKE AND YOU DIDN’T GIVE ME SHIT. I WANT A GODDAMN COKE, AND I WANT IT NOW YOU SIMPLE-MINDED SLEEZE.
By now the pilot and all the passengers were fed up with the both of them, and decided to put an end to it all by opening the escape door and threw them out. While the man was falling through the clouds screaming for his life, the parrot calmly flew around him in circles and said
“Man dude, that was pretty bold for somebody who don’t have wings”
The man answered “I’d like a Coke please”. The parrot said:
Aaraat “Gimme a Gin on the rocks” Aaraaat
The stewardess poured the drink for the parrot, then moved on while forgetting the man’s coke. About a half-hour later she came back again and asked,” What would you like to drink? Again the man asked for a coke. The parrot “which was now becoming slightly intoxicated yelled out. “ Gimme another Gin God dammit and be quick about it”! The nervous stewardess hurriedly poured the parrot his drink and, again left without giving the man his coke. The man said “O.K. this is the second time she’s forgotten my order.”
Another half-hour later the stewardess comes again and asks, “what would you like to drink. The man, for the third time now, asked for a coke. The parrot, which was now completely sauced yelled out real loud “LOOK YOU STUPID BITCH, GIMME ANOTHER GODDAMN GIN AND BE SNAPPY WITH IT”. The poor stewardess hurried and poured the bird his drink while again for third time forgot the mans coke
The man, now furiated, decided to take his cue from the bird thinking that this is the only way to get service and yelled out. LOOK YOU FUCKING WHORE, THREE TIMES I ASKED FOR A STUPID COKE AND YOU DIDN’T GIVE ME SHIT. I WANT A GODDAMN COKE, AND I WANT IT NOW YOU SIMPLE-MINDED SLEEZE.
By now the pilot and all the passengers were fed up with the both of them, and decided to put an end to it all by opening the escape door and threw them out. While the man was falling through the clouds screaming for his life, the parrot calmly flew around him in circles and said
“Man dude, that was pretty bold for somebody who don’t have wings”
