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I had a nice ring around my dick after Valentines Day. I couldnt get it off, no matter how I tried. Butter. Olive Oil. etc.
Finally I went to the Dr, and he took a look at it (I almost got hard) and then he went "HMMMM" and went into his medicine chest, pulled out a bottle, rubbed it vigourously on my dick (I got hard) and VOILA, the ring came right off.
"That was amazing, DR" what was in that bottle" I cried.
Wait, wait... some shit has occurred of which I was previously unaware but the picture of which has now fully formed. Damn, Consumer, I'm sorry to hear shit went down that way. The last I was aware, things were okay.
I don't want to hear the details and I'm guessing you don't wanna spill 'em, so no need to rehash for me. Just sorry to hear that what sounded good at one time didn't stay that way.