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1. I believe in Seph the Father, Almighty, Maker of heaven and earth:
2. And in jack, his only begotten son, our whore:
3. Who was conceived by the Holy SHIT!, born of the Extra Virgin Olive Oil:
4. Suffered under miss manners; was edited, merged and buried under spam: He descended into day care:
5. The third day he rose again from the daycare:
6. He ascended into the mine field, and sits at the right hand of Mentalist and CaptainWacky:
7. From thence he shall come to judge the spammer and the flamer:
8. I believe in the Holy GrandtheftCow:
9. I believe in the holy jeans: the communion of things:
10. The forgiveness of sins:
1l. The resurrection of the body:
12. And the life everlasting. Amen.